http://weetinyreese.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-11-07 11:32 pm

Turtle & Canary - Saturday

Apu and Kyle weren't on speaking terms. SquishyBot had picked up on the tension and was considerably stressed about it, meaning it wasn't giving out the correct squishy orders.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Banana wait no Pumpkin, Pumpkin wait no Red, Red wait no Banana

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-07 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hayley had a little box with her as she came into Turtle and Canary today.

"Kyle!" she said, heading over to greet him with an enthusiastic wave with her free hand.

"I got somethin' for ya."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"I made some cookies last night," Hayley said, holding out the box. "They're iced and everything." She smiled at him.

"I did it all myself. I didn't make too much of a mess or anything."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, it seemed like somethin' nice to do," Hayley said. "And I wanted people to know that I'm a nice person, you know?"

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, people are startin' to know that I wasn't always," Hayley said. "So I'm trying to head that all off, you know? Stop the rumors before they spread."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"That's a good point," Hayley said. "I'm sure everybody's fallen in love with evil criminals at one time or another." She grinned, not even a hint of the gravity of what she said in her light, cheerful voice. "All water under the bridge."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. I don't hit anyone with anything anymore," Hayley said. "That's not nice, ya know? Even if it can be pretty funny."

She shrugged. "So, do ya like workin' in this place? It seems like it could be a real drag."

She liked to ricochet around her conversations.

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that's a good point," Hayley said. "I keep thinkin' I might need a job. I don't really get to buy anything I'd like. And like you said, you're not supposed to just take it."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know if I could make a good sales person," Hayley said. "But I guess I was able to sell you on Elvis, wasn't I?"

She bounced back and forth on her heels. "That's something to think about."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hayley pulled a face, thinking extra hard. "I like to think I can make people laugh," she said. "There's not a circus I can join, right?"
Edited 2009-11-08 05:05 (UTC)

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Theater?" Hayley repeated. She thought about that one for a second.

"You really think I could be an actress? Like Marilyn Monroe?" She found the idea flattering.

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess not," Hayley said. "I guess I just never thought I was glamorous enough. But if you think so, well, I guess I can't argue with that. You wouldn't lie to me."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"It'd be fun, though," Hayley said.

She started rocking on her feet, heel to toe and back. "That was a great idea you had. Everybody around here always has great ideas. Maybe I should look into that job thing, too. So I can buy nice things for people."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, that I won't forget," Hayley said. "Who ever forgets to take care of themself?" Hayley giggled a little.

"You'd have to be awfully silly to do that."

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, well, I never have done that," Hayley said.

She had. She did it often, in fact. She just didn't think she did.

"So you don't have to worry. Scout's honor." She held up her fingers in the Boy Scout salute.

Re: Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] onlysmokesnics.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'll let you know, don't worry," Hayley said. She waved again, this time to say goodbye. "Enjoy the rest of your day, okay?"