Town Hall, Sunday Afternoon

[tyler_gone]

It was finally the day Tyler had dreamed of all his life -- his wedding day, the day he and Tony Stark-Bass would become one. They'd rented a grand room in Town Hall for the ceremony and following reception, and everything was perfect. The marble floor had been polished until it shone like a mirror, gilt tapestries draped the walls, and arrangements of orchids flown in from Africa bedecked the altar where the men would plight their troth.

In the back of the room, large ice sculptures of Tyler and Tony as mythical creatures -- Tyler as a centaur, Tony as a pegasus -- kept the wedding cake, champagne and caviar cool. A stage for a musical performance was to one side. Everywhere, workers rushed about to put the finishing touches on the room.

It made Tyler tear up just to see it. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[OOC: OCD up, all Fandom invited!]

Comments

Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[tyler_gone]

Arrive! Cry! Smirk! Make evil plans!

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

Nathan wasn't... wringing his strangely feminine hands as he entered. Not at all. He was the mayor. He would... beam at all and sundry. Good to go. Yes.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Charles was there, caught between seething and smirking. It was hard to be mad and laugh at evil plans at the same time. Even for a professional evil doer such as he.

He was regretting not knocking over those tacky ice sculptures when he came in. That would have showed 'em.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve didn't know why he tormented himself so (except that the viewers enjoyed his manpain so), and he certainly hadn't been invited, since he'd been in Argentina until yesterday and all, but here he was. Still wearing his leather jacket, which was totally appropriate wedding attire, if you asked him.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Evan Starsmore, the stunningly handsome and ridiculously wealthy rock-star descendant of the late Jack Starsmore, heir of the vast Starsmore Fortune, esteemed leader of the mighty and powerful Clan Akkaba, and wielder of Mysterious Powers of Which He Never Spoke was there, of course. It was only natural that he be, considering he was the wedding singer, and all.

Naturally, he was properly clothed for the occasion. Shirts, after all, were optional.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[shiroi_tiger]

Algren was completely in his right mind this weekend, thank you very much.

And he wouldn't miss this for anything.

Now, if only he could figure out how to turn on this video recorder...

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[sith_happened]

Anakin had not, of course, been invited, but the opportunity to evilly drink his other archnemesis's booze was not to be missed.

He lounged in a seat and looked around. God, those ice sculptures were hideous.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Ex-Sister Maureen majestically waddled in, a small glow around her and her miraculous pregnancy of twins. It felt like yesterday that she was ravished in a rickshaw in the park, but today, today was a new day! A day to eat cake and find her baby's daddy!

In the mean time, she was going to cry her way through this ceremony.

SNIFF.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[magdaofslovenia.livejournal.com]

Cath-Mari-Anna Pilot-Pilegetti-O'Neill, Aka Mountain Dew Stark-Bass, wasn't invited either. But it was her fake brother's wedding! She had to show up, in a fabulous hat, and smile graciously at people as if she had invited them herself.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah was there.

With popcorn. Boy howdy.

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[nofatjokes.livejournal.com]

Francine was there, of course, in a slinky black gown. Perhaps here she'd find those that would have harmed her in the past. Those that she could harm now...

Re: Pre-Ceremony (Guests)

[nofishinmypond.livejournal.com]

Weddings were always fun. And this one looked SWANK. Jack stopped in to wish the happy couple well.

Pre-ceremony (Grooms)

[tyler_gone]

For the men to prep, and for any last-minute attempts to talk them out of it.

Re: Pre-ceremony (Grooms)

[tyler_gone]

Tyler was ready. Beyond ready, really. He straightened his waistcoat and bow tie and prepared to step into the future.

Re: Pre-ceremony (Grooms)

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Tony, after his... minor indiscretion last night, was ready for a life of monogamy and love and sharing his vast, vast lobster fishing fortune with his husband to be.

There was nothing that could ruin this day for him. Nothing!

Ceremony

[tyler_gone]

Organ music thuds away, and the priest appears...

Re: Ceremony

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

And alas, Father Ned was there, looking strained but composed. He had a lot of things on his mind but he was here, determined to marry these two young men.

Interruption

[tyler_gone]

Because there's always one of these.

Re: Interruption

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

That was freaking it. Charles couldn't take it anymore; the cuddling, the cutesy cereal-based nicknames, the Bette Midler. He hadn't even been alive for two days and he was sick of this crap. The time had come!

"Father, I'm ending this before it begins!" Charles shouted, getting up from his seat and heading to the front. That way everybody could see him and his hair catching the light perfectly. "Tyler is a terrible person, and not in the good way that we can appreciate! He's tacky. Look at those stupid ice sculptures! I refuse to let you do this!"

He crossed his arms over his chest and smirked the smug smirk of someone who was smugly right about something. "And you can't legally do it either. You, father, are still married! To. My. Mother!"

Yes, the pauses were necessary.

Re: Interruption

[screwyoumarvel]

Okay, so the wedding had already been interrupted by the revelation that Tony was still married to his first wife. Who happened to be the mayor. But that was all right, it wasn't like Steve was planning on marrying him. He wasn't the marrying kind. He wore a leather jacket and rode a motorcycle, come on.

And there could always be another interruption, right?

He popped up from his seat and shouted before he could lose his nerve, "Tony, I love you!" He was going to hate himself tomorrow, oh, yes.

After the Interruption

[tyler_gone]

React! Faint! Throw up! Throw confetti!

Re: After the Interruption

[magdaofslovenia.livejournal.com]

OOooooooo!

AKA Mountain Dew wondered if she could make off with some of the place settings while everyone seethed at each other. Or possibly the cake?

Re: After the Interruption

[shiroi_tiger]

Algren had figured out his video camera!

He had figured out his video camera, and he had managed to catch all of that on film. And he was going to cherish the results for the rest of his days.

Sometimes, this ridiculous island wasn't so bad, after all.

Reception

[tyler_gone]

Jonothon Evan Starsmore, the stunningly handsome and ridiculously wealthy rock-star descendant of the late Jack Starsmore, heir of the vast Starsmore Fortune, esteemed leader of the mighty and powerful Clan Akkaba, and wielder of Mysterious Powers of Which He Never Spoke, will play a song!

And there's an open bar.

Re: Reception

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Evan Starsmore, the stunningly handsome and ridiculously wealthy rock-star descendant of the late Jack Starsmore, heir of the vast Starsmore Fortune, esteemed leader of the mighty and powerful Clan Akkaba, and wielder of Mysterious Powers of Which He Never Spoke, stepped up to the stage, his beautiful jaw set in determination, his guitar held firmly in hand.

He had been asked to perform at this wedding, and Heaven Help Him, he was going to perform at this wedding!

... Iron Maiden's Legacy, considering all that had gone on, was possibly slightly more fitting now than it might have been at any other wedding, he supposed. Oh, dash it all, at least he was still stunningly attractive. And rich. One couldn't forget the rich part.

... Thank goodness there was an open bar.

OOC [WEDDING]

[tyler_gone]

*cackles evilly*