Caritas | Wednesday

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Hannibal was experimenting. He'd brought a toaster from his room into the bar and was now trying to cook Hot Pockets all the way through. And who was testing these Hot Pockets out? Tino, of course. Hannibal gave him some cock and bull story about them being gourmet and a total girl attractor and Tino, being Tino, believed him.

Right now, Hannibal was on his fifth Hot Pocket and Tino was beginning to realize that everything about Hot Pockets was fake and gross.

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Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"Let's just say," offered Angua, "that I've got a coworker who knows when he's done something wrong because he'll find a case of it in his locker as payback. That, and it tastes like piss smells."

And she knew what piss smelled like more than almost anyone, unfortunately.

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"How appetizing," he said, sliding her beer in front of her. "I haven't really spent much time smelling piss so I wouldn't know. I think I'll leave that to you since you seem to be the piss expert."

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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That earned him a bit of a look, but Angua wasn't going to be too tiffed about it. It wasn't her idea that her species tended to mark territories that way. They also said hello by sniffing arses. Not any better than shaking hands; who knew where those hands had been?

"I'll simply state," she stated, simply, "that no one can live in Ankh-Morpork without becoming one."

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"Ankh-Morpork?" he repeated, raising an eyebrow. "That near Hoboken?"

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"No," Angua shook her head. "It's on a different world. A flat world. That detail seems to throw everyone."

But not as much as the elephants, Angua. Don't forget the elephants!

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"Flat world?" That was a new one. Hannibal chuckled lightly. "Cool. Can you fall off the end?"

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"Of course you can," said Angua, tilting her head. "Why wouldn't you?"

Re: The Bar [Caritas 07/14]

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"Magic, of course," he quipped, smirking. "I thought every world had magic these days. Or maybe a giant net."