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fandomtownies2010-09-30 02:02 pm
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Turtle & Canary, Thursday
Yup. Another Thursday. George thumped into work still half-asleep. There would be coffee at the store. One of the few good things she could say about it.
"NEIGH! You have a good work ethic!"
George jumped, managing to knock over one of the racks of Little Debbie snack cakes. "Who the fuck are you?"
Because there was a unicorn just standing in the store, like this was normal or something.
"NEIGH! You are honest! People like that about you!"
"No, they really don't," she said, staring back at the .... yeah. That was a unicorn. A talking unicorn.
"NEIGH! You are a good person."
Great, she was being mocked by a figment of her imagination. "Get out of my store," she insisted, pointing at the door. "Right now. Or I'll ... I'll ... I'll make you into Squishies."
The unicorn sighed and nuzzled the side of her face against George's sleeve. It was like the damn thing knew she was bluffing.
And could it maybe watch the horn, there? Just what she needed, today. To be skewered by an overly-affectionate unicorn.
Today's Squishy Flavors: You Are Special, You Are Loved, Get This Freaking Unicorn Away From Me
"NEIGH! You have a good work ethic!"
George jumped, managing to knock over one of the racks of Little Debbie snack cakes. "Who the fuck are you?"
Because there was a unicorn just standing in the store, like this was normal or something.
"NEIGH! You are honest! People like that about you!"
"No, they really don't," she said, staring back at the .... yeah. That was a unicorn. A talking unicorn.
"NEIGH! You are a good person."
Great, she was being mocked by a figment of her imagination. "Get out of my store," she insisted, pointing at the door. "Right now. Or I'll ... I'll ... I'll make you into Squishies."
The unicorn sighed and nuzzled the side of her face against George's sleeve. It was like the damn thing knew she was bluffing.
And could it maybe watch the horn, there? Just what she needed, today. To be skewered by an overly-affectionate unicorn.
Today's Squishy Flavors: You Are Special, You Are Loved, Get This Freaking Unicorn Away From Me
Talk to George
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