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Caritas, Monday

So... Jake had been just about finished setting up the bar before opening when suddenly he found himself... large and furry.

With a moustache.

Yeah.

Tino was eyeing Jake the polar bear warily, broom in hand. Every so often he'd make like he was going to shoo the bear out, but then thought better of it. Those were a lot of very sharp teeth.

[ooc: ...yeah, i don't even. blame

endsthegame, i know i do.]

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Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,
I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back,
Along about then everything went black,
But wasn't that a party?

Dani really didn't feel like drinking alone tonight, so she headed for the bar after getting out of work. However, she was having second thoughts when she saw the polar bear.

"And I thought I was having a bad day," she said, shooting a sympathetic look at Tino.

Hey. Tino still had hands! And no unwanted facial hair. Which is why there was a very huffy polar bear directing a halfhearted sort of grumbly roar of protest in Dani's direction.

That really didn't sound too good.

"I'm sure you're having a really bad day, too," said Dani, turning to look at the polar bear. "I mean, all that fur has to be really difficult to keep clean, not to mention the unfortunate facial hair."

I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me,
But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbour's tree,

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far,
They were sitting in my backyard blowing on the siren in somebody's police car.
So you see, your honour,
It was all in fun,
That little bitty track meet down on main street,
Was just to see if the cops could run,
Well, they run us in to see you,
In an alcoholic haze,
I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party.

...I will be around after 6:30 Pacific if anyone wants to poke the polar bear. Otherwise, Tinomodding's the way to go. Although you could feel free to mod the polar bear *attempting* to get you a drink.

Polar bear with a moustache! \o/ THE CANADIANS ARE INVADING.

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Caritas, Monday

Stage!

Bar!

Re: Bar!

Re: Bar!

Re: Bar!

Lounge!

Back Room!

OOC!

Re: OOC!