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Caritas | Wednesday

As soon as Nathan walked into the bar, he knew Tino was not going to be the entertaining bloke that he usually was. For one, he was crying pitifully over a glass of milk and for two...he was wearing culottes. Yeah, Nathan was not going to fucking ask. Instead, he left Tino alone, proving that he could have some sympathy.

Instead, he grabbed a bottle of whiskey, grabbed a glass and poured himself a drink while plucking his phone out of his pocket. And now it was time to text message people at random. Most of the time, he closed his eyes and picked a contact at random before sending a ridiculous message but sometimes, he chose the recipient on purpose.

Hopefully nothing incriminating would get to the wrong person. If it did, well, oh well.

[Feel free to mod getting a text message from Nathan if you'd like and feel free to mod the content as well. He has no shame and I'm easy.]

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There is a band!

There are two bartenders! One is sending text messages and one is wearing culottes and crying!

There is a lounge!

There is a back room!

There is an OOC and I'm around!

Effy hadn't got a text message (in her head she knew him as Virgin Waffles, like she'd bothered handing out her number), but she had been expecting a bartender she knew to be in her tonight. Just not this one. Clearly Alex had forgotten to mention a few things.

Or she hadn't bothered to ask, and hadn't been in to visit lately.

Something more like that, most likely. She barely gave Tino a second look (the freak), before she slid onto a stool opposite Nathan. "How cheap is that shit?" she wondered, eying his whiskey.

Nathan glanced up at her from over his phone and shrugged one skinny shoulder. "What makes you think it's cheap? That's an awfully big assumption, isn't it? Maybe it's some pricey as shit Cuban whiskey that was smuggled out during the night amidst civil war and blood."

"Maybe it is." There was no telling. "Wasn't knocking your immaculate taste..." But she was mocking the very idea he might have 'immaculate taste' now. "But if it is cheap I'll have some." She was no connoisseur and definitely didn't have the money to start being one now.

"So is it?"

"The Irish don't drink cheap whiskey." Oh bullshit, yes they did. "And what's the magic word?"

"Customer?" she suggested, knowing full well that wasn't the word he was looking for. They were supposed to be always right, after all.

"And that's a load of shit." Please. She'd known Irish people. The ones she met drank anything.

"Oh, wrong!" Nathan told her, pocketing his phone and tossing back the glass of whiskey. "Wanna try again? You could show me your tits but untill I hear the magic word, you're getting nothing."

"Why would I flash my tits at you if I wasn't even going to get a drink out of it?"

No, he was not getting anything like a 'please' out of her yet. Where was the fun in that?

"To try and convince me to give you a drink without uttering the magic word," Nathan said, shrugging and pouring himself another drink. "Maybe I would be swayed by pleasures of the flesh. I'm just letting you know, I'm not that easy."

Bullshit.

"You do have something down there, right?" she checked, nodding towards him.

Had to ask. That'd account for not being swayed.

"Are you inquiring about the state of my cock?" Nathan asked, raising an eyebrow. "That's a bit naughty for a second date, isn't it?"

They hadn't even had a first date but whatever.

"And you suggesting showing you my rack for a drink, is... not?"

Effy'd never been much for dating politics anyway, and especially not when it came to fake imaginary dates like these ones.

Ramona held up her phone as she wandered in, shooting him a skeptical look. "It's a little early to drunk-dial, Nathan."

"You won't say the magic word so I was giving you an alternate way of possibly getting a drink out of the bartender," Nathan said, shrugging. "That is not naughty, that's helpful. I am trying to provide you other avenues like the gracious bloke I am."

"Who said I'm drunk?" Nathan asked, shooting her a grin. "I am at least five drinks from completely fucking drunk. Come on, Ramona, you should know a drunk dial better than that, I would have thought."

"Haven't actually answered the original question," she noted, ignoring most of what he said. "I guess that's a 'no', then."

"... Interesting."

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"It was alarmingly well-spelled," she agreed. "Are you looking to get yourself in a condition where drunk dialing's a probability?"

Caroline didn't really need the message Nathan had sent her as encouragement to show up on the bar on a Wednesday. Free booze and banter were a winning combination without the dirty texts.

"Worried I had forgotten you?" Caroline asked, taking her usual spot and looking for her glass, which she thought should totally be waiting for her.

"Always!" Nathan announced, toasting her with his glass. "Are you here to join me, Raaaaaamona? We could get drunk and sing Irish songs together!"

Well, it might not be her glass but his glass was sitting there right in front of her, completely full and open for stealing. So, maybe it'd be hers once she spotted it.

"Worried is not the word," Nathan told her, grinning. "But, I just didn't think you should go through a day without knowing my innermost thoughts. I thought you'd appreciate them. And maybe use them as a motivator for some of your dirtier activities."

"I can't even remember the original question," Nathan admitted, shrugging. "Was it you asking me out or something? Or you asking me if I get hotter as each day progresses?"

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