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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

So maybe America's Next Top Model had lost something over the years. That intangible quality that made it so much fun as it tumbled into a formulaic cesspool of Tyra Banks' ego.

But that didn't mean it wasn't still fun to watch and mock. Mostly mock.

So, Deadpool took full advantage of the community center that he'd actually forgot existed and set up a viewing of the show. Oh yeah, this was just what he needed. Socialization forced upon people with the lure of bitchy, bitchy models.

"Ooo, this one has a catfight," he informed a slightly bored Jan as she colored what appeared to be a rainbow with a very crude drawing of the dog back at Wellspring Arms. "Not that it's very different from normal, I know."

[[OPEN LIKE A COMMON ROOM. A COMMON ROOM FOR ADULTS. Pretend you got a bizarre voicemail informing you of the glory!]]

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[raspberryturk]

Reno had gotten a bizarre voicemail. A bizarre voicemail that promised glory. And... well, who the hell was he to turn down glory?

Or, at least, models. Bitchy, bitchy models, doing bitchy model things.

"This the place to be to mock chicks who get snarked at for not poutin' the right way?"

Reno was, at heart, a horrible gossip. Snarking, naturally, went hand-in-hand with that. Therefore? He was on this thing like white on rice.

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"And for losing their neck," Deadpool added cheerfully. "Oh, how I've missed these nights."

[raspberryturk]

Reno leaned forward a little, pursing his lips as he mulled over that statement.

"I ain't never watched this thing before, yo. How the hell do you lose your neck? I mean, besides the real obvious, messy kinda way that involves pointy shit."

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Deadpool opened his mouth for a moment before thinking better of it. "You know... I'm not actually sure. They just like saying it a lot. I think we should drink every time they do. Oo! And when they say something about the camera loving the girl's bone structure."

[raspberryturk]

Ooh, drinking games! See, Reno had totally made the right call, accepting Deadpool's invitation to glory! Kick. Ass.

"Sound like damn fine times to drink to me," he decided, exhaling a chuckle that more or less ended at a single 'heh.' "We get to chug every time one of them girls has some kinda wardrobe malfunction, too?"

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"Pff, that is so cycle 8." Wow, Deadpool. Wow. "Plus, it's not like they have anything worth looking at. They're preeeetty skin and bones."

[takesaftermom.livejournal.com]

Summer had gotten said bizarre voicemail and really, who was she to turn down an opportunity to socialize?

"So, this is the place to be tonight," Summer smiled, having forgotten all about the community center. "I brought popcorn if anyone wants some."

Because popcorn was needed when one poked fun at bitchy models. It was an unspoken rule. ... she might have loved America's Next Top Model for that alone.

[raspberryturk]

"They kinda are, huh?" Reno wrinkled his nose. "I never got that, yo. I mean, the hell is it that people see in chicks that look like that?"

Said... you know. Reno.

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"I think they're supposed to make the clothes look better." A beat. "Jan, never become a model."

Yeah, she was paying soooo much attention to the pair.

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Popcorn and beer. Because Deadpool was the best influence on a three year old little girl ever.

"Oooo! This is turning into a party. Now, if anyone starts dancing on a table, I'm gonna hafta call the cops."

[takesaftermom.livejournal.com]

Well, duh.

"I will try to restrain myself but I make no promises," Summer joked. "I'd like to keep a clean record, if possible."

[raspberryturk]

She should be! They were discussing important life lessons! And stuff.

"See, if they wanted to show off the clothes, they got, like, them plastic things in department stores to show 'em off on, don't they? Bonus there is they don't ever get bitchy if they break a nail, yo."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Reno and I here have enough of a record to cover you if you need it when we do get arrested. You know, to scare off the other ladies in the cell."

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"Yeah, but there's the occasional actually hot model. Like that Rebecca Roman which makes me feel uncomfortable now since I can't help but picture her painted blue and makin' out with Drake."

Deadpool just had to shudder. "Canons... crossing the stream."

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Robin peeked her head in, holding a dog's leash as she did so. "If you people tell me I have to leave him outside, I'm going home," she threatened, glancing at the screen. "Oh, jeez, is this the season with that one bitch who said it's not America's Next Top Best Friend?"

[raspberryturk]

Reno was going to file that one under the list of things he would smile and nod and pretend to comprehend. It just seemed safer that way. But, hey, if Deadpool said she was hot...

He'd Google her or something later.

"She the sort to bitch about broken nails?"

He had to check.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Ah, that snapped him out of it! "Nah, she's an Amazon lookin' chick."

Rwarr.

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"Isn't that every season?" Deadpool asked with a far too cheerful grin at the prospect of that crazy bitch Jade coming back. No one had managed to top her yet!

And from Jan's happy little: "PUPPY!" it could be considered a no on the dog having to stay out.

Hope those dogs liked pink ribbons...

[takesaftermom.livejournal.com]

"I feel better knowing that," Summer replied. Really, she did. "As much as I'd like to think I could do that on my own, I'd be lying to myself."

Yeah, Summer was as scary as a puppy.

[raspberryturk]

"Oooo. Fierce."

Reno liked that in a portable clothing rack.

"They get ones like her on this thing much?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And that is why you hang out with badasses," Deadpool replied, nodding along with it. "Street cred."

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"I think there's one 'plus size model' on this one. She just looks, ya know, curvy."

AKA: Good.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

"Jan, remember, Popcorn likes being pet but only gently," Robin warned, letting the little dog she'd brought with her off his leash.

Popcorn was just lucky he was good-natured. And really fluffy.

"And I don't know if it's every season since I haven't watched in...awhile." A shameful while.

[takesaftermom.livejournal.com]

"Is there really any other reason?" Summer grinned, clearly joking.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool shook his head at her. Bringing more of that shame down. "See, that's why they have marathons on Oxygen. Even that season no one remembers."