Fandom Community Center, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

So maybe America's Next Top Model had lost something over the years. That intangible quality that made it so much fun as it tumbled into a formulaic cesspool of Tyra Banks' ego.

But that didn't mean it wasn't still fun to watch and mock. Mostly mock.

So, Deadpool took full advantage of the community center that he'd actually forgot existed and set up a viewing of the show. Oh yeah, this was just what he needed. Socialization forced upon people with the lure of bitchy, bitchy models.

"Ooo, this one has a catfight," he informed a slightly bored Jan as she colored what appeared to be a rainbow with a very crude drawing of the dog back at Wellspring Arms. "Not that it's very different from normal, I know."

[[OPEN LIKE A COMMON ROOM. A COMMON ROOM FOR ADULTS. Pretend you got a bizarre voicemail informing you of the glory!]]

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[raspberryturk]

Reno had gotten a bizarre voicemail. A bizarre voicemail that promised glory. And... well, who the hell was he to turn down glory?

Or, at least, models. Bitchy, bitchy models, doing bitchy model things.

"This the place to be to mock chicks who get snarked at for not poutin' the right way?"

Reno was, at heart, a horrible gossip. Snarking, naturally, went hand-in-hand with that. Therefore? He was on this thing like white on rice.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And for losing their neck," Deadpool added cheerfully. "Oh, how I've missed these nights."

[raspberryturk]

Reno leaned forward a little, pursing his lips as he mulled over that statement.

"I ain't never watched this thing before, yo. How the hell do you lose your neck? I mean, besides the real obvious, messy kinda way that involves pointy shit."

[takesaftermom.livejournal.com]

Summer had gotten said bizarre voicemail and really, who was she to turn down an opportunity to socialize?

"So, this is the place to be tonight," Summer smiled, having forgotten all about the community center. "I brought popcorn if anyone wants some."

Because popcorn was needed when one poked fun at bitchy models. It was an unspoken rule. ... she might have loved America's Next Top Model for that alone.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Popcorn and beer. Because Deadpool was the best influence on a three year old little girl ever.

"Oooo! This is turning into a party. Now, if anyone starts dancing on a table, I'm gonna hafta call the cops."

[takesaftermom.livejournal.com]

Well, duh.

"I will try to restrain myself but I make no promises," Summer joked. "I'd like to keep a clean record, if possible."

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Robin peeked her head in, holding a dog's leash as she did so. "If you people tell me I have to leave him outside, I'm going home," she threatened, glancing at the screen. "Oh, jeez, is this the season with that one bitch who said it's not America's Next Top Best Friend?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Isn't that every season?" Deadpool asked with a far too cheerful grin at the prospect of that crazy bitch Jade coming back. No one had managed to top her yet!

And from Jan's happy little: "PUPPY!" it could be considered a no on the dog having to stay out.

Hope those dogs liked pink ribbons...

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

"Jan, remember, Popcorn likes being pet but only gently," Robin warned, letting the little dog she'd brought with her off his leash.

Popcorn was just lucky he was good-natured. And really fluffy.

"And I don't know if it's every season since I haven't watched in...awhile." A shameful while.

[solo_sword]

After hearing from Deadpool about Jan being let loose on the dog, Jaina couldn't stop herself from looking over. And sort of pitying the dog.

Still better it than her.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

"He's young," Robin offered, catching that look. "He'll live. He's seen little kids before."

[old-and-busted.livejournal.com]

"Fascinating," K said dryly as he entered the room in his sunglasses and black suit. "Reality television? Have we as a race sunk this low?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hey! I'm pretty sure one of the contestants was a Shi'Ar. She had that birdy look about her..."

[old-and-busted.livejournal.com]

"You say that as if it means something to me," K said taking off his sunglasses. "One who isn't wearing pajamas in a public community center."

[glasses-justice.livejournal.com]

Alex had received a garbled voicemail that she couldn't make much sense of. The crux of it seemed to be that she should find her way to the community center. It might be important, and so she had gone.

"... Seriously?" she asked, standing in the doorway. "You called me for some kind of movie night?"

(♥ ♥ ♥ ADULT COMMON ROOM!)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Awww, c'mon! It's fun!"

[glasses-justice.livejournal.com]

"I thought this was an emergency," Alex grumbled.

... yes. She was upset that this appeared to fall under the 'play' category, and not 'work.' She missed work.

"Is it at least a good movie?"

[solo_sword]

After the message she got, Jaina figured she had to show up, at least to see what was going on. And once she got a look at what was going on... "Really?" she asked. "We're really doing this?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hell yeah!" Give into the adult common room, Jaina. Give iiiiiin. "Like you don't want to rip on bitchy girls on the television who are under constant pressure and edited in a way to make us like or hate them."

[cunningkingfish.livejournal.com]

"And what, pray tell, does the colonies need with a new model of tops?" Hook said as he arrived. "Or am I parsing the invitation incorrectly? I probably should have Googled the bloody thing, that I should have, that I should have."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Rain Man!" Not very P.C., Deadpool. "I mean... piratey guy! It's all about emaciated chicks wearing clothing and smizing."

[one-who-goes.livejournal.com]

"TV gives me migranes," Henry said as he wandered into the community center, because he was the funnest person ever. (And by migraines, he meant 'uncontrollable time travel issues,' but the lie was hard-wired.) "You're lucky I'm bored. What's this show about?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Boooo, have a beer and drink until you're fun," Deadpool replied, throwing popcorn at him. "It's about models and the bitchy bitchiness they love."

[justlike_a_girl]

Dani wasn't sure who had called her, but sitting at home and eating Chinese take-out once again wasn't all that appealing. "Someone throwing a party? What's the occasion?" she asked as she looked around.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Models and beer," Deadpool replied helpfully. "Both of which make the week better than ever."