Caritas, Sunday, 7/10

[bitten_notshy]

"The island," Jack announced to no one in particular as he wandered into Caritas for the first day of his new job, "is full of ponies."

The surly pony behind the bar rolled its eyes at Jack and flicked a dishrag at him with its teeth, as if pointing out it had already noticed that.

Jack rolled his eyes right back at the pony and slid into place. He wasn't an expert bartender, but he reckoned he had an automatic advantage over the one with hooves.

[OOC: Up early because PONIES. Expect some SP from me for the next few hours.]

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The Band [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

Who are zombies, not ponies. Zombie ponies would just be silly.

The Bar [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

Which will serve anyone, ponies included -- as long as it doesn't run out of saucers.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"I need a beer. Now." Guy, it would seem, wasn't taking to this well.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[charming_thief]

Neal was desperate by the time he turned to face the other guy at the bar.

"Any idea what's going on?" he asked weakly.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"I don't know, but if I find out who did this, I'm going to smack 'em until they change us back."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[charming_thief]

"Yeah," Neal said, staring into his drink. "I'm not loving this."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

Jack considered it, then filled a saucer with Budwiser. "I'm going to guess you didn't plan on waking up as a horse today."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Guy was just going to glare at you now, Jack. Sorry about that.

"Nah, I love wakin' up a different species."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[charming_thief]

It took a lot to get Neal Caffrey off his guard.

This had done it.

"Scotch and soda, please," he said, doing his best to take a seat at a barstool. It wasn't working out too well.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

"Watch you don't hurt yourself," Jack recommended, as he mixed the drink in yet another saucer. "And did you want this on the rocks?"

He wasn't sure about adding ice to a pony's drink. It seemed messy.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[charming_thief]

Neal considered it. Imagined the process of actually drinking this. Then sighed.

"No," he said wearily. "With a straw, if you have it."

Scotch and soda with a straw. What was the world coming to?

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[chosehumanity]

"Please get me something outrageously alcoholic," Mitchell requested. He was looking slightly less than pleased with it all, though in a sort of overt depressed kind of way.

[[ sp okay? ]]

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

Jack froze for a second, cocking his head and trying to decide if he was right to recognize that voice.

He must have decided he was, because he was stifling a smirk as he went to dump several different kinds of alcohol into a shaker.

"You're purple," he said helpfully. "Interesting look on you."

[OOC: NO WAY ... oh, all right :-).]

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[chosehumanity]

Mitchell shot him a look that was truly foul.

And purple.

"Oh, thanks. I clearly hadn't noticed that yet."

[[ YAY. ]]

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bigdaddyswan.livejournal.com]

Charlie Swan went to the bar.

Because the only thing that seemed logical today was that he could go get a beer. That seemed to be his top priority when he woke up feeling like a pony this morning, and so this was long overdue.

How he was going to drink that beer when he had hooves was just going to be a bridge to cross when he got to it.

"Beer me."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"...Charlie?" Who could mistake that pornstache mustache? Oh yeah, best housemates ever.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bigdaddyswan.livejournal.com]

"Nope," Charlie said, shaking his head. "Charlie's a person. I don't know what the heck I am right now..."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

"Of course," Jack said, pouring another saucer brewski and sliding it across the bar. "I've never seen a mustache on a pony before."

He hadn't quite meant to say that, but it came out befor he could think. It was that kind of an impressive mustache.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bigdaddyswan.livejournal.com]

Charlie's eyes crossed a little in attempt to look at the mustache. "Yeah, well," he said. "First time for everything, I guess. Including a pony."

"You're not a pony," he also noted. "Must be a weird trip thing, then. No more late night Chinese take out for Charlie Swan."

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com]

It had taken Jessica quite some time to get out of her basement apartment seeing as she didn't have hands anymore. And since she was hungry, she tried to eat some grass, because that's what horses did, right? But even though she was somehow a pony now, she was still a vampire, and the grass was just gross. She needed blood.

She headed over to Caritas and clomped over to the bar. "I need TruBlood," she said plaintively.

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

"I'll get it." It figured: Even when people were ponies, Jack was surrounded by vampires.

He shouldn't be surprised.

He poured some TruBlood into a shallow dish for her, automatically offering a straw by now.

"Out of curiosity, do you still have fangs?"

[OOC: Bedtime, SP?]

Re: The Bar [7/10]

[redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a straw! That made things so much easier.

Jessica managed to get the straw into her mouth and sucked gratefully at the TruBlood. It still tasted like crap, but at least she didn't feel like she was starving anymore.

She let the straw fall and looked back to Jack. The TruBlood wasn't enough to make her fangs pop out since she hated it so much, but the sight of Jack's neck...that was definitely enough. Her fangs popped out.

"Uh huh," she said. "I don't know how I'm a pony now, but I'm still a vampire, too."

[ooc: Of course -- sorry to ping so late. :) Night!]

The Lounge [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

Which has plenty of space for ponies.

The Back Room [7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

In which the TV plays horse-racing.

OOC [Caritas, 7/10]

[bitten_notshy]

This marks my first time posting Caritas EVER. I'm so proud.