The Weddings of the Century (again) - The Park, Sunday Afternoon

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

The place was decorated in a classic, tasteful this afternoon. It was going to be a small, quiet affair that the entire town was invited to because what was the point of having a wedding if all the people you don't like couldn't show up to glower at you and your happiness?

No point at at, that's right.

It was going to be an event to... kill for?

[[OCD coming is up!]]

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Arrive

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

Mock the decorations, make a dramatic entrance, chat with your fellow wedding goers...

Go wild.

Re: Arrive

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Evan Starsmore, the stunningly handsome and ridiculously wealthy rock-star descendant of the late Jack Starsmore, heir of the vast Starsmore Fortune, esteemed leader of the mighty and powerful Clan Akkaba, and wielder of Mysterious Powers of Which He Never Spoke, was the wedding singer.

The highest profile wedding singer in the world, thank you. It was not often that he deigned to lower himself from recording platinum albums and parties on private jets with people who had more gold in their mouths than most countries could boast ownership of, after all.

Really, he only seemed to do it for Stark weddings. The pay was good.

In any case, he was busy setting up his equipment, which, among other things, included caged doves, merchandise, pens for signing autographs, and the makings of a fireworks show. There was probably musical equipment in there somewhere, too.

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[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke Skywalker, District Attorney, found a seat up front.

He'd also brought popcorn because he'd been to a few of Jaina's wedding by now.

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[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Angela had always felt that love was her calling. She was only young, and already two short-lived marriages behind her. They'd both died, tragically, of course, and their place in her heart (and bank) could only be filled by another. 

Weddings, they were the perfect hunting ground. Flowers, romance, and the perfect dress that accentuated every curve. The (third) one for her was here, she could feel it.

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[wwiii]

Warren Worthington III, playboy billionaire with a secret, was there, of course. He'd gotten an invitation, the same as anybody.

And today, he was wearing his favorite suit. His black suit. The black suit that he left the jacket open just a little on. Just enough to be able to slip his hand in under the lapel, should ever the need arise. Not that the need would arise. What in the world would he ever keep inside his suit jacket, after all?

It was symbolic. As anybody who's been paying attention this season should know by now.

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[sith_happened]

Anakin Skywalker found a spot in the shadows that always seemed to follow him (because the lighting director insisted upon it) to watch the proceedings.

When his killjoy son the DA wasn't looking at him, he chowed down on chocolate-covered espresso beans.

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[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

While the actual act of a wedding held no interest for him, Nate did think it would be an amazing place to start anew. There'd be people there, people who would easily be swayed by a rogueish smile and the smell of money.

With a cursory glance around, Nate decided to wind his way through the crowd to see what he could see and to find someone who would easily fall prey to his machinations and charm.

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[dollpocalypse]

Topher was here with undisguised glee, waiting for the moment that the diamond mine would explode and Tony would leave with him for the yacht to Portugal. Or Denver. Or maybe Arizona.

He was wearing his Sad Rent Boy best. And at least he smelled good thanks to his hose-bath yesterday.

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[whenshewasnice]

Natalie had no need for a dramatic entrance, even if she and her sleek little black dress and her impractically high heels did have a dramatic look about them. No, she was here to work her charm among the guests, as per Peter's wishes, to ensure their plans went as smooth as possible.

The little... incident in the common room last night had thrown her a little off course for a while, but that, that wouldn't affect today at all. That was all forgotten now.

Or was it?

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[lockestheway]

Of course Peter would be here! To thwart this wedding, to bring back his brother from the brink of madness... and to finally put an end to the Starks and the Skywalkers once and for all!

Or at least swirl his coat and wave his cane a lot.

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[halfman-lion.livejournal.com]

Tyrion wore a suit, but he didn't sit with the other guests. He figured that might be poor form when one intended to kill one of the grooms' true loves after the ceremony. Instead, he stalked briskly down the aisle, up a hidden back staircase, and into a disused choir loft.

When he was there, he set up his gun and made sure his handkerchief was at hand. Weddings always did make Tyrion cry.

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[necroslacker]

Sam wasn't supposed to go out. The marshals had forbade it but they'd been so poor at protecting him that he'd started to ignore them. His safe house was so no longer safe so he'd gotten out.

And now, he was sitting in the back of a church, wearing a long, sinister looking trench coat with the collar yanked up, sunglasses and a blank expression. He didn't know why he was there because it was so dangerous to be out where any of the Ducklings could eliminate him but he was there.

He was there, watching the proceedings and dealing with the things wrecking his own heart and mind. Hopefully this place would be too public for anyone wanting to murder him.

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[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

After the vicious stabbing and shooting he suffered earlier (following his vicious poisoning), Bruce limped into the audience. As the man behind one of the largest unaffiliated fortunes in town, he needed to make an appearance.

Also, he needed to warn Quinn about their murderous son. That was also very important.

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[shagthis.livejournal.com]

Dramatic entrance? Jake loved those! He made a point to do them as often as possible, in fact, which is why he barrel-rolled into the wedding tent. Dusting himself off as he stood up, he went to find his seat.

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[knight-fatali.livejournal.com]

Father Seifer was there. Not to perform the ceremony, oh no. At least not this one.

He was just there to watch. And maybe perform last rites over any dead bodies, should they appear.

It was a Stark-Skywalker wedding. Shit happened.

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[godgavemecable.livejournal.com]

If Toby was aware that he'd spent most of yesterday dramatically blacking out before eventually falling in to a tragic coma, he didn't show it. Instead, he was just going to attend this wedding right here in the park because really, who didn't love a good wedding?

Hopefully no one would see fit to eject him for his lack of footwear.

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[withasword.livejournal.com]

Katenka was the queen of dramatic entrances. If you could really enter a park you'd been in all day. Let's call it dramatic seating of herself, because no sooner had the silk of the brand new dress that she had somehow procured touched a seat, she burst into tears.

He knew. Someone knew, and he wouldn't let her forget it. All her running had been for nothing.

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[trigons_child]

Raven would never miss such a huge social event. Besides, there might be people wanting an emotional fix. Or she might just get bored and start playing with people's emotions just for her own amusement.

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[batwaffles.livejournal.com]

Stephanie Brown-formerly-Stark-now-just-Brown-again had been believed dead, killed tragically in an incident between the feuding families over a year ago.

In reality she'd been tired of the life she was living and had faked her death with the help of the attractive, helpful, and very sympathetic (but dubious on the subject of medical ethics) clinic staff. She'd spent the past year doing charity work in Africa instead, but after getting caught up in a feud between two villages there realized she actually missed her life back in Fandom.

And so she (now recast due to contractual obligations) was back in town, at the park, and looking distinctly less than pleased.

Or looking for trouble.

DUN DUN DUN

[OOC: THIS IS ALL ELAINE'S FAULT, OKAY.]

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[angelo_wings]

It felt a little weird, arriving at a wedding when, the night before, you had bedded a priest. Did that fall under 'walk of shame'?

Rinoa had discovered that her name wasn't Wrigley's. But she had forgotten to ask Seifer the rest of her name, or anything else helpful towards solving her amneijsha.

... okay, she had asked a few things, but they had mostly been edited out as things that wouldn't make it past the censors, and not really relevant to the topic at hand.

So Rinoa No Last Name Or Further Information was here, bravely, at the wedding. In a stunning aqua satin dress, because the actress had thrown a fit and insisted. Avoiding eye contact with Seifer, because awkward. And hoping to find clues. Clues ... to the truth!!!

Behind the Scenes

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

Where the grooms and bride are getting ready! And where one last plea for love can happen...

Or a death threat. Oo! Or maybe blackmail.

Re: Behind the Scenes

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Tony was very busy making sure his suit looked decent enough to walk down the aisle. Oh, and that all those hits that he'd ordered were going to still happen at the most opportune time possible during the ceremony.

"Soon..."

The Wedding Party

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

Do you want to be a bridesmaid/groomsman? This is the spot for you. What do you mean you don't know any of them? Who cares!

Re: The Wedding Party

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi was trying to work out if she could release the doves early, and possibly the butterflies, and have a Dramatic Moment before her other Dramatic Moment in which she Revealed All. It would all depend on the guys backstage.

Meanwhile, she was here. In red. With a bridesmaid's dress. Because damnit, that bouquet was HERS.

The Ceremony(s)

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

As you do.

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[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

Jack, dressed in the full pirate regalia of a practitioner of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, was at the front, prepared to preside over the ceremonies with the solemnity it deserved.

He'd also handle funerals for an additional fee.

Aftermath

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

Well. Let's not let the food go to waste.

Re: Aftermath

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Evan Starsmore, the stunningly handsome and ridiculously wealthy rock-star descendant of the late Jack Starsmore, heir of the vast Starsmore Fortune, esteemed leader of the mighty and powerful Clan Akkaba, and wielder of Mysterious Powers of Which He Never Spoke, did not think he would be remiss to actually perform, now.

He had been paid to do so, after all.

And if there was a definite rock-and-roll superstar spin on that Stark wedding staple, his own personal cover of Bette Mider's The Rose, that was mostly just because he was the best singer the casting crew could get their hands on for a cameo on daytime television, and that was the only way they could sign him on for a second show.

OOC

[doyoufondue.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, mod whatever you like about this wedding. Because it amuses me so damn much.