The Devil's Nest, Saturday, January 14th

[crusheverything]

Announcer: Tonight on TLC's Faking It, can this lifelong undersea dweller--

Interrupting Squid: Bloop, bloopidy bloop...

Announcer: Sorry. Can this lifelong undersea, high school swimming pool and duck pond dweller convince an entire bar and dance club full of people that she's really a hot, leather-clad bartender with a great rack and the ability to suck out your soul through your [BLEEP]?

Squid, with a bottle of beer in one tentacle and a pint glass in another, while a third slithers around the tree-trunk sized arm of the man across the counter: Bloop bloopdy bloop bloop...

Subtitles: Hey, handsome. Rough day? Tell me all about it.

Tiny: ...

Announcer: ...So that's a no, then. CUT!

Squid: Bloop.

Subtitles: [Bleep.]

[Brought to you by me waking from my sleepcrash at 10:30, wracking my brain for two hours to think of anything Bo could do if it weren't already ridiculously late for posting, and coming up with... faaaaail.]

Comments

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

[Oh, this is anything but fail.]

[crusheverything]

[Bloop!]

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

[This is pretty much amazing. No fail here, omfg.]