Caritas, Monday

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So Jake had woken up sometime in the midafternoon under a park bench, smelling vaguely of alcohol and shame. This in and of itself wasn't too unusual, so it had taken a few minutes for the events of the weekend to truly sink in.

So by the time he was supposed to open Caritas up for the evening, Jake was well and truly in a foul mood. And employing his favourite coping method: lots and lots of rum.

The Special Detective, really? Garrison Steele was so getting punched in the face next time Jake saw him.

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Oh, Jaina was so here. Don't worry, everyone was getting it today.

"Your name is Jake today, right?" she checked.

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"Yes, oh thank god," Jake groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.

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"At least it was just for a weekend," she tried. "You'll laugh about it later."

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"Oh trust me, there is absolutely no laughter in sight where that dickweed is involved," Jake made a face.

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"So... not a great weekend," she inferred.

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"A weekend spent as someone who is literally a parody of myself?" Jake rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah, I'm best kind."

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"Wait, literally a parody?" That was new.

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After a weekend doing nothing but sleeping and dreaming of bizarre world-bending paradoxical architecture, Zayne figured he deserved a night out.

"Hey," he said, taking a seat at the bar. "Can I get whatever's on tap?" Nope. Still didn't know what any of that was.

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"Sure," Jake said with a nod. Of course, there was a rather extensive list of 'whatever' on tap, so Jake went with an Alexander Keith's, since that was one that he recognized, at least. "Half off if you can tell me something weird about your weekend."

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"I spent the whole weekend in a nice suit, sleeping in public places so I could build weird dream worlds," Zayne said. "That weird enough?"

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"...Sure, b'y, sure," Jake decided. He was the one tending bar here, he could make the rules.

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"Well, I'm glad to hear all the sleep wasn't for nothing," Zayne said. "Thanks."

"Anything weird happen to you, or were you lucky?"

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"Unfortunately I was far from lucky," Jake made a face. "I was a character from one of the worst books in existence." Jake was maybe a little biased on that point, yes.

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"I have to ask what book this is, even if I'm pretty sure I've never read it," Zayne said.

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"Happy Monday after a weird weekend," Jaina smiled.

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"Hey, Jaina," Zayne said. "How weird was it for you?"

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"I was normal again. So I just got to watch the weirdness this time." She so much preferred it that way. "How about you?"

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"I was some guy in a suit who slept in public and had very lucid dreams," Zayne said. "So at least I didn't do anything too embarrassing."

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"So you pretty much missed the whole thing. Lucky," she decided.

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"Well, somebody drew a mustache on me yesterday, but that disappeared when I woke up this morning," Zayne said. "So yeah, pretty much."

"What brings you back to town? The alumni thing on Friday?"

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Around, though I may be slow as I save the galaxy/run boring rl errands.