Caritas, Sunday Evening

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Guy had a kid who was allergic to shirts. And possibly going to hook up with Tino if given the chance. So, he was at work, drinking on the job.

Look, you would too in this instance.

Hopefully he'd be gone by tomorrow. Ahahahahahaha, oh you.

Drink Special
Big Mac Daddy

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The Stage

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Where you can embarrass your children.

The Bar

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Where you can drink away from your children. Or with.

Re: The Bar

[lovechildofclex.livejournal.com]

Conner was having a deeply confusing weekend. From everything that, well, everyone had said, he was expecting Lex to be completely different than the one here. He was like a total geek, and not in a bad way. Plus he had awesome taste in cars. It was hurting his wee half-alien head.

"I need a drink." Even if it wouldn't work.

Stupid Kryptonian genes.

Re: The Bar

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"Someone's kid?" Guy asked, working on his own... beers.

Re: The Bar

[lovechildofclex.livejournal.com]

Conner slumped forward against the bar. "How'd you guess?"

Re: The Bar

[nonenamedboaz.livejournal.com]

"Hi dude," Lena said, smiling at the guy she didn't know. Hey, she might be into Berto, but flirting was fun. "Visit going weird for you too?

Re: The Bar

[lovechildofclex.livejournal.com]

"Hey." Oh, hi, pretty girl. "You could say that."

Re: The Bar

[wingdwitchling.livejournal.com]

"Let me guess," Kayla drawled. "Your parents driving you to drink?"

Kayla understood, Conner. Completely understood.

Re: The Bar

[fates_jaye]

By the end of a second day with no portal back for these little darlings, Jaye needed to be at the bar.

...With a thirteen-year-old who was going to get sent to play darts in a minute because MOMMY NEEDED A BREAK.

"I need all the alcohol," Jaye said. "All of it."

Re: The Bar

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Guy gave her a look before settling on a beer. "Fun weekend, huh?"

Re: The Bar

[nonenamedboaz.livejournal.com]

Ha! Alcohol! "Something fruity and pretty and boozy, please." Lena beamed at the guy behind the bar. Maybe her Mom wouldn't track them down right away, outside their universe. That GPS thing couldn't work for Teeny Mom too, right?

Re: The Bar

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

"Anything in particular or just make it up?" Guy asked.

Re: The Bar

[wingdwitchling.livejournal.com]

"I'll pay you extra to make that a virgin," Kayla muttered, putting a folded bill down on the counter next to her. "And mine a double."

Sorry, Lena. But while Kayla was all for breaking her parents' head, Lena was still twelve in Kayla's head. Twelve.

Re: The Bar

[wingdwitchling.livejournal.com]

Kayla did a quick check of the bar before settling onto a stool. Excellent. The only person here that she knew was Lena--and she could watch her. No other oddly-aged friends (or, merciful Darkness, teeny parents) in sight.

"Tequila sunrise, please," she said. Lowering her voice, she added, "I'll pay you extra to make that a virgin." She gestured to Lena, who was happily sipping something pink, and then put a folded bill down on the counter next to her. "And mine a double."

Re: The Bar

[hijas_kawaii]

"You are my favouritist cousin ever." The idea of dealing with these two on alcohol? Scaaaaary! Especially since 'Berto couldn't fly or airwalk.

Re: The Bar

[hijas_kawaii]

'Berto Reyes had been dragged to the bar with Kayla and Lena. Well, dragged in that they were going and there was no way he was letting them go alone.

But the bartender? Totally someone he recognized! Because was there a universe where Guy Gardner didn't annoy Jaime Reyes? Especially one with a wife and four kids?

"Ah! Hi Mister Gardner! I only want a root beer, promise!"

Especially if it would possibly get back to his parents.

Re: The Bar

[nonenamedboaz.livejournal.com]

Lena pouted at him. "But Berto, it's a bar! You have to order something with alcohol!"

The Lounge

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Where you can spend time with your family.

The Back Room

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Where there is hiding. So much hiding.

Re: The Back Room

[slackerjedi.livejournal.com]

When he was banished to do something that wasn't drinking (like he'd want to anyway), OJ headed to the back room where he heard there were darts.

And if it looked like he was really, really good at it, well. He was a Jedi named Qui-Gon. And all Jedi named Qui-Gon were dirty cheaters.

OOC

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the late post! Dad's birfday party today.

[heromaniac]

Ahaha! I TOTALLY CALLED IT:

Me in email about Caritas tonight: "I would think with his SON being a Star Sapphire and amateur porn star he'd want to either blow himself up to prevent the sullying of the Gardner name or take advantage of all the free drinks he can."

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

ALL THE ALCOHOL, THANK YOU.

Re: OOC

[tri-psi-lupi.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRFDAY DAD

Re: OOC

[onepunchguy.livejournal.com]

I MADE A PINEAPPLE TART. TART.