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fandomtownies2012-07-28 07:03 am
The Beach, just after dawn
Don't ask why Tino was willing to get Kenzi 150 pounds of shrimp. It was either bribery, blackmail, or sheer bludgeoning personality. Whyever he did it, he did it without asking questions.
Which was why Kenzi was at the beach at dawn, with a rented rickshaw full of fish.
"Heeeeere, squiddy, squiddy, squid. Heeeere giant huge pretty fishy. I have something for youuuuuuuu!" She paused. "Sunshine, I summon thee! Yo, giant squid! I have a business offer!"
...if it didn't work, they could always be barbecued later, right?
[for the above named, but hey, if you want to ask her what the hell she's doing, feel free.]
Which was why Kenzi was at the beach at dawn, with a rented rickshaw full of fish.
"Heeeeere, squiddy, squiddy, squid. Heeeere giant huge pretty fishy. I have something for youuuuuuuu!" She paused. "Sunshine, I summon thee! Yo, giant squid! I have a business offer!"
...if it didn't work, they could always be barbecued later, right?
[for the above named, but hey, if you want to ask her what the hell she's doing, feel free.]

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"BLOOP?"
A bit like the bubbling of a fish tank aerator if that tank were the size of Tokyo.
"BLOOOOOOP?"
The second sound was accompanied by the emergence of a huge pinkish-orange tentacle, groping onto land and toward the rickshaw.
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Not that she could stop Sunshine. Because see: tentacle groping for rickshaw.
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She knew no, at least, though she could take or leave actually obeying it from anyone who wasn't Mummy. Still, she was willing to listen. For the moment.
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And then she would've run like hell.
Right now, though, she put her hands together in a begging praying please-please-please and said, "Okay, so, me and a lot of other people would really, really, really appreciate it if you'd kind of-- do something distracting and attacking, later today? Not so you get hurt, but so the guys in the white helmets come out and look for you? I will order even more fish! I will get people to bring you fish!"
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"BLOOP."
That might have been a yes.
It might just have been a get out of my way before I mistake you for a crustacean. Either way, the tentacle was headed for the rickshaw again.
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That one was most definitely... a reply of some sort?
Or at least a dismissal, as the entire pile of shrimp, rickshaw, tentacle and all, was yoinked into the water to disappear without a trace.