The Devil's Nest, Saturday, August 25

[nookiepowered]

You could ask why Tiny was wearing the moose antlers tonight, but you might want to be careful who you asked.

Bo would tell you.

Tiny would... Look, do you really need anyone to spell out what would happen if you walked up to the guy in the sleeveless leather vest, looked his kneecap in the face, and asked why he was wearing a moose-antler hat?

Aside from Bo snickering; that one was a given. She was doing that anyway, though. She would just snicker louder if she got to watch Tiny drop-kick some suicidal idiot out the door.

[OOC: Open like an open bar, except for the free booze part.]

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Re: The Bar [8/25]

[justlurkinghere]

Derek took a very pointed sip of his water. Because he wasn't going to be interrogated by a teenage girl, thanks.

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Which lead to her drawing her own conclusions. "Got dumped, hunh," Kenzi said in sympathy. "That blows. This is the better bar to brood in. The zombies in the other one get distracting from a good fugue state after a while."

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[justlurkinghere]

Oh god, what had he done to deserve all of this torment? It just wasn't fair. Why couldn't people pester some other brooding loner with amazing hair?

Derek pretended she didn't exist. It was difficult, but he was going for it.

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Hey, you knew you were sexxorz when you left the house, Derek. Them's the breaks. Wear less leather next time.

Spin, spin, spin, spin. "I'm Kenzi, by the way. And the bartender is Bo. She's single. Very, very, very single. In case you were wondering."

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[justlurkinghere]

NEVER. LEATHER WAS PART OF HIS SOUL.

"I wasn't."

At all.

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Into guys?" Because seriously. LOOK AT BO. SHE IS YOUR LEATHER FEMALE TWIN.

"The vampire guy here is cute, if you're into European arrogant types." Kenzi was sounding dubious, though. "Although, would you wanna date a vampire? They'd always be prettier than you."

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[justlurkinghere]

"Also not interested." Just leave him and his manpain to brooooood.

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

But sex was a cure for mainpain! Why do you prefer your mainpain to sex, Derek?

"Are you a monk? Or a priest?" Kenzi asked, perplexed. "...do you have some kind of disease? Ew."

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[justlurkinghere]

Not this manpain.

"Not. Interested."

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"We'll. See." Just challenge her, Derek. Give her a goal. She was good at those!

Unless he turned out to be a normal vanilla human. Bo didn't do vanilla.

Re: The Bar [8/25]

[justlurkinghere]

Derek gave her a disturbed look for that one. Because, really now, he wasn't some delicious hunk of man meat just waiting to be snatched up and ridden like a pony.

Not at all.