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Caritas, Monday evening

It'd been a while since Kenzi made the zombies sing what she wanted. So Communism is Magic was just the beginning.

Not that she believed the song at all, but it amused her.

SPECIALS
Vodka Martini
Flaming Russian
Flaming Jelly Bean

Tino was down at the other end of the bar, because hey! Butane lighter!

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Some of their fingers were falling off trying to keep playing that song.

Kenzi would be happy to try to set anything you wanted on fire.

Well, did you expect anything other than a seriously pissed off guy in leather today, Kenzi? Did you?

"Want to explain why you took my dog?" And painted his nails purple. Can't forget that.

"No?" Kenzi tried. Then beamed. "Want a Flaming Jelly Bean?"

Allow Derek's silent glare to speak for him. Because who needed words when you could express hatred with a look!

"You didn't act like you minded!"

Kenzi, he told you to put the dog down. Not throwing himself at you was just misplaced chivalry.

"And we had a very very good time. I'm sure Puppy Joe told you that. Vodka?"

The glare did not let up. Because, one: he did not talk to dogs, two: he did not drink, three: you stole his dog.

Excuse you, kidnapped. And you welshed on that ransom, Derek.

"I'm making a new drink. Just for you. The Searing Glare," Kenzi decided. "Plus, it's not like Bo didn't give him back. Without steak. Did you guys have a nice talk?"

In a former life, she was a yenta. In this life, she was just really pushy.

Bo got bacon because she was the sane one. You got nothing, Kenzi. Nothing.

Now the look just turned confused. Because why would they have a nice talk? Was it about Puppy Joe? He was a nice topic.

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Well, there was Derek and he was pissed off, but at least he wasn't actively pissed off at Kitty right this second, so she gave him a little wave from her spot at the bar.

No, he just looked grumpy at her. Which was a lower level of his rage. So. You had that going for you, Kitty.

Wasn't that nice?

"Bad day?" she asked, actually curious since she kind of knew Derek's baseline grumpy face by now.

"Your bartender stole my dog." And he got him back, but still.

Kitty looked appropriately surprised by that, because no one should steal dogs. Unless of course they were being abused by Russian mobsters, in which case it would be wrong not to. "Why would she do that?"

Aside from him being adorable.

"I don't know and I don't care. Bo had to bring him back." Because Derek wasn't breaking into Bo's house.

Because of awkward.

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Every once in a while Kitty had to stop in just to check how things were going.

And then she heard the song. And then she looked at the menu.

And then she shrugged. "At least it's a theme?"

[On a plane in a couple hours but I'm bored now, so.]

"I'm feeling my heritage today," Kenzi agreed. "Hey boss. Want a revolutionary drink?"

[been there, done that, yay post!]

"A Flaming Russian, please." What, Peter would have bee amused. Probably. "Wait. Do I actually want you setting things on fire?"

"If the things are alcohol fumes vs. the bar-top, sure you do. Or instead of Tino. He's not all that flammable."

As they both now knew, much to Tino's annoyance. Kenzi started putting that drink together.

Kitty paused, looking over at Tino. "It took me too long to decide I don't want to know," she said.

Tino was giving Kenzi a very dirty look there.

"Stuff happens. But there was no property damage, so it's all good," Kenzi assured her. She slid the Flaming Russian over to Kitty and then stretched out her knuckles. "Man, this makes me want a flame-thrower."

The zombies might have been edging away a bit, there.

"I'm pretty sure a flamethrower would get you kicked out of this bar," Kitty pointed out, which was a calm way of saying 'no, no, please never do that, no.'

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Really, you can lounge with that song playing?

Some spy flick about an amnesiac is playing. There's some hot Russian dudes.

Blame

locointhecoco for that video, obviously. *does Russian dance*

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