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BEARD!

Stiles had no idea how it happened, but on the way to the bar he got rained on. Just one lone cloud singled him out and dumped a downpour on him. He considered going back to change, but he was already almost at the bar and he was lazy so he just kept on walking.

"Please tell me you have a towel or extra clothes or something here." Because, seriously, he was sopping wet and dripping water everywhere.

"...what." STOP THIS, STILES. YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE OF A WET CAT.

Stiles lifted his eyebrows. He didn't think that could be misunderstood. "I'm wet and I'd like to be dry."

"Why are you wet?" Yes. The important questions.

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Doom deemed a mere barstool to be unworthy of his armored butt whe he walked up to the bar. And so he placed his order while standing. "I will have your best drink, served in the finest goblet available. It had best be up to my standards."

"...we have tequila." Well, this was a minor step up from the guy in the bat costume.

That was fine, he wasn't going to drink it anyway. It was just for striking the proper pose. "And your selection of goblets?" Doom said.

Way to waste alcohol, Doom.

Derek looked at the glasses available. "Minimal."

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Roland was giving the guy in the menacing cloak some major side-eye, yes. It practically screamed "evil elf". Though Roland supposed it could just be a strange affectation.

"You have turned your gaze upon Doom," Doom said. "To what purpose?"

What were the odds an evil elf would actually name himself "Doom"?

. . . Okay, actually fairly good.

"Just, uh. Admiring the outfit." He gestured vaguely. "It's very . . . doom-y."

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For the record, Roland was just fine with beards. Especially those that came from just not getting around to shaving.

He was also, it should be noted, a fan of bars that didn't have animated corpses in them.

He came up to the bar, harp strapped to a backpack on his back, guitar case firmly -- and just about eternally -- in hand, and tried a hopeful smile on the bartender.

Honestly, he was still waiting for someone to turn out to be an evil elf.

Elf? No. Werewolf of dubious morality? Yes.

"We have a DJ." A really bad DJ if Derek's tone was to be judged.

"Hm?" Honestly, Roland carried around his instruments so much now that he forgot not everyone did. "Oh, yes, I see that. I wasn't looking for a gig."

He was just, you know, currently homeless.

Derek sighed because he would take folk music over the DJ any day.

"What can I get you?"

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It had been an interesting evening at the theatre and Drac had decided to continue the night by visiting the bar next door. Only to find... a werewolf with a beard?

"May I have a glass of TruBlood?" Sure Drac could have asked without the snickering, but what why?

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His beard was majestic, don't even.

"As long as you don't ask for it in a goblet," Derek replied, going to pour it. Ugh. It just smelled bad.

It was very majestic. Or fuzzy. One of the two.

"Is that an option? Copper would be nice."

...maybe a beard? But doubtful.

I went running. I want to die.

Next time go running with a hungry bear. It'll either inspire you to keep going, or if you decide you want to die, it will help you with that.

This has been another practical workout tip by Nick.

...RUDE.

NO. HELPFUL!