http://fix-it-guy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fix-it-guy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-12-11 10:15 am

Turtle & Canary, Wednesday

Truth be told, Mike had been feeling like he was being a little paranoid over the whole gun vending machine business... and then the abandoned house across the street started filling up with crazy rejects from a Mel Gibson movie.

Well. Now he was feeling good about all of the work he (well, Apu and the panda, really -- Mike had a bad back) did this morning:

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Innocuous-seeming, right? Mike felt like he was being clever. He now had large piles of heavy metal-and-plastic boxes, many of which were fire- and bullet-proof, stacked just inside the store's doors.


Today's Squishy flavors: Preparation, Patience, Red