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Kitty was in a better mood today than she had been yesterday, and was all set to have a nice, normal shift at work tonight. Even the constant Disney songs as played by zombies wasn't terrible.

At first. Now she was just trying to figure out what songs to request to distract them, which would be a lot easier without all these Disney songs in her head.

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"ACHOO!" James sneezed even though he wasn't there two seconds ago. "Gimme something I can call medicinal."

"I have aspirin." Yes, she knew what he meant.

"You know what I mean," James said. "The active ingredient should be whiskey or better."

"As long as you don't complain about its actual medicinal effects since I'm not actually a doctor," Kitty said, getting a glass. "Also, don't get me sick."

"I've been coughing on as many people as I can for like three days to spread the misery. No new infections since Sunday. I think that means I'm not contagious anymore," James offered.

"This is how pandemics start, you know," she said, sliding over his drink. Maybe she could phase to be safe?

"Trust me, if I'm going to start a pandemic, I'm going straight to Madagascar. Those bastards aren't closing their boarders on me," James said.

"... That's a game joke. You probably don't waste enough time on the internet to get it. I'm not the biological warfare kind of villain, I promise."

"Are you kidding me? The entire goal of the game for me is to at least kill Madagascar, even if I can't get he whole world."

Girl knew her games.

"Hey, cheers to a fellow slacker!" James said, raising his glass to toast.

"Let's go with gamer," Kitty said, but raised an imaginary glass anyway. "I sometimes set up a good bacteria to do its magic while I'm doing payroll."

"Ugh. I'm taking my toast away," James said. "You're horrible. Wait, what do you mean by 'good bacteria?'"

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"One that'll work slow but sneak up on everybody till it's too late and entire countries are infected," she replied.

It was so easy to sound like a sociopath with this game.

"Oh, I thought you meant a bacteria that helps people or something," James said. "Sorry, cheers again, blah blah blah glug."

Yes, he said 'glug' before drinking.

"The fake people in my computer don't need my help," she stated. "And it's awesome on bad days."

"I always knew you couldn't be all bad," James said, ironically, and in direct contrast to what he just said 20 seconds ago. "Good to know I finally have something in common with my teaching buddy besides an interest in serving me alcohol in exchange for money."

"Also, that teaching thing," she said.

"Sure, I'm a legitimate teacher, I'll claim that," James said before taking another drink.

"That's the most worrying way anyone's ever said that sentence," Kitty said.

"You guys had a Doctor Doom here. I bet he could have said it way worse," James pointed out.

"Yeah, but I tried not to talk to him." For reasons. Involving the possibility of violence.

"That puts you in the same group as basically everyone," James said. "Let me tell you, I know people who've worked for that guy and it never works out for them. Even if everything else goes right, half the time he stiffs them on their pay. And if things don't go right, they better hope they had good life insurance."

"I don't know what it says that I expected everything except them getting stiffed on their pay," Kitty said. "That's not even fair."

"You didn't hear it from me, but supposedly one time he hired Luke Cage to do some robot fighting, didn't pay him, and then Cage went to Latveria and smacked him around until he got his money," James said. "I don't think anyone buys it because Power Man? Really? But it's a story we've all heard."

"It doesn't sound right to me, but I do really like the mental image," Kitty said.

"It was back in the Power Man tiara days, too," James said. "So add that in there. It makes things so much better."

"That's what I'm going to think about on bad days from now on. Thank you for that," Kitty grinned.

Coworker is listening to the Disney station on Pandora so you better believe this is method RP.

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