http://fix-it-guy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fix-it-guy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2014-04-01 08:09 pm

Turtle & Canary, Tuesday

Mike and the Cheese Panda stood side by side, silently contemplating the empty shelves. There was merchandise missing, and no explanation. Well, no explanation except "Fandom". They were looking at the empty space where bath towels and bath sheets should be, but elsewhere in the store hand towels, washcloths, bathmats, dish towels, paper towels, shop cloths, and ShamWows were all missing. Also blow dryers. Mike and the panda scratched their heads in unison and huffed.

Behind them, a strange sloshing sound heralded Apu trying to use a push broom to get the dripping water off of the floor. "You gotta be kidding me," Mike sighed. "No mops?"


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