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fandomtownies2015-07-05 11:48 am
furnaceface) wrote in fandomtownies2015-07-05 11:48 am
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Groovy Tunes, Sunday
Country.
Country.
Jono looked only slightly perplexed as he looked over the shelves at the Groovy Tunes today. All of the musical selection had changed to country and western stock. The metal was country. The reggae was country. The children's music even consisted of such smash hits as 'Farmer in the Dell' and 'Home on the Range.'
Everything was country.
But that wasn't even the worst of it. The back room, when he went in there to see if this was an elaborate prank or just Fandom being Fandom, had one more surprise in store for him, which came spilling out in a cascade of felt, nearly bowling him to the floor. Ah. Fandom, then. Really, there was only one thing for it.
Honky Tonk Sale!
By one CD, get one free! Cowboy Hat included with every purchase!
please god take them
There was no music playing on the speakers today, because Jono couldn't take that much yodeling. Instead, he was trying to make his own music on his guitar, but even that was coming out more than a little bit bluegrass.
Jonothon couldn't win.
[OOC: I've heard more country music in the past three days than I've heard in the past three years. Open post! OCD-free!]
Country.
Jono looked only slightly perplexed as he looked over the shelves at the Groovy Tunes today. All of the musical selection had changed to country and western stock. The metal was country. The reggae was country. The children's music even consisted of such smash hits as 'Farmer in the Dell' and 'Home on the Range.'
Everything was country.
But that wasn't even the worst of it. The back room, when he went in there to see if this was an elaborate prank or just Fandom being Fandom, had one more surprise in store for him, which came spilling out in a cascade of felt, nearly bowling him to the floor. Ah. Fandom, then. Really, there was only one thing for it.
By one CD, get one free! Cowboy Hat included with every purchase!
There was no music playing on the speakers today, because Jono couldn't take that much yodeling. Instead, he was trying to make his own music on his guitar, but even that was coming out more than a little bit bluegrass.
Jonothon couldn't win.
[OOC: I've heard more country music in the past three days than I've heard in the past three years. Open post! OCD-free!]