fandomtownies | All About the Island, Saturday Afternoon

According to the radio, the way to stop this insanity was to wander about, searching for items that could be used in some kind of ritual. Hyacinthe didn't quite understand everything about it, but he was willing to render whatever aid he could in order to make this stop. Fortunately, he did not have to work alone; there were plenty of others willing to help him to search for something that would represent generosity.

Tony	There was a pony who looked like he might be Iron Man there. Iron Pony. Tony the pony. Yeah, you had to know this wasn't Tony's best week. "Let's find this thing. Whatever it is."
Hyacinthe	"We need only to find something that represents generosity to us all," Hyacinthe noted, his ears flicking. "Though, I will admit, the first things that come to my mind when I think of generosity are likely not applicable in this situation." It was hardly appropriate material for young viewers!
Tony	"...okay, despite myself, I want to know." Really now, Hyacinthe, "Because all I could think was a wallet." If he ever had a wallet. God, Tony.
Hyacinthe	"Well," he said, giving Tony an amused pony grin. "Usually when I think of generosity, I think of a lady being generous with her charms. Or someone, flush with funds, coming into a tavern and buying a round for those assembled. Though if this token turns out to be a skin of good red wine, that shall be the first bit of good to come out of this mess." So long as they kept it away from Frank, of course.
Tony	It'd be lemonade by then! Tony had to laugh at that. "Well, for me I think it'd be more an open home and friends to share with." A beat. "Apples if you're into heraldry." Which Tony was. You giant AIRHORNing Arthurian nerd, Tony.
Hannibal	"I don't think we can use an entire house as a talisman," Hannibal pointed out. "And I don't think last season's suits would work, either. I donate most of them." As an afterthought, he added wryly, "We could always use my tax returns from last year."
Tony	"That... could work," Tony replied, mulling it over.
Hyacinthe	"Tax returns?" asked the pony from medieval fantasy France. He knew taxes, of course, but certainly had never heard of any of them being returned. Was that was they were for generosity?
Hannibal	"Forms to decide how much income you owe to the government," Hannibal explained. "Including a tally of how much you gave to charities over the year."
Tony	"If you have yours on hand, let's get them." Otherwise he'd need JARVIS to get something taken care off. He continued to miss Extremis and hate that he was a magical unicorn.
Hannibal	"They're in my office," Hannibal said, now highly amused at the thought. "Nice to know they're good for something."
Hyacinthe	"And I shall bring along a skin of good red, just in case this tax form does not work the way we wish," Hyacinthe decided. "Or, I suppose, if it does. I can embody generosity and share when we are victorious."

[And one of the Elements of Harmony is found! Establishy.]