Caritas - Wednesday Evening

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It was your typical Wednesday night at Caritas.

"God damn it Tino! Quit playing Pokemon or the only balls you'll have left will be the silicone ones they give cancer victims!"

Tino was being lazy.

"Ugh. That's disgusting. Where do we keep the Febreze?"

The zombies just had a fresh layer of duct tape put on.

"Hey. I got an idea."

And Archer was about to do something stupid. Which involved a sign out front which said:

Ladies Trivia Night!
Stump the Bartender and get a free shot of Tequila!

Yep. This would end well.

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Kitty looked at the sign as she came in and said, "I'm terrified of how that's going to go."

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"Don't worry. I'm giving the ugly women the cheaper brand tequila."

Because that's clearly what Kitty was concerned about.

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"First off, no. Second off, no," Kitty said. "What kind of trivia is this about?"

She was terrified of the answer, see.

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"The game is simple," Archer said shrugging off Kitty's "no's". They were way less harsher than Lana's "no's". "The ladies try to best me with Trivia questions. If I get the answer wrong, they get a shot of tequila on the house. Sooner or later they get inebriated and can't form a coherent question or assume I'm right and have my pick of the hotter smart women."

See Kitty? Everyone wins!

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"NO."

Was that better? Kitty felt like a deposition might be in her future.

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"No? No to what? The trivia or the sleeping with hot women? Because I don't think as an employer you can limit who I can sleep with."

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"Don't purposely get them drunk to do it. The trivia I don't care about, even though that's way too easy," Kitty said.