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the feral twin ([personal profile] rebelseekspizza) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-12-11 03:27 pm

Outside the Ruins of Pizza Planet, Sunday Morning

"This," Dante said, "Has got to be the most depressing part of the week so far."

No, the entire town being in disrepair wasn't it. Running into Kathy wasn't it. Fighting a tentacle beast wasn't it.

He picked a sliver of cardboard with the Pizza Planet logo still on top of it up out of the debris, and sighed. "Shitting hell."

[[ open. idek. ]]

[identity profile] godilovedthis.livejournal.com 2016-12-14 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"The weird one..." Her eyes widened. "Oh, shit! Cecil? How many of you died?"

[identity profile] godilovedthis.livejournal.com 2016-12-14 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"So nothing of value was lost," Kathy snarked.

[identity profile] godilovedthis.livejournal.com 2016-12-14 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not that crying is your style regardless," Kathy said.

If it were, perhaps there'd be less sibling-induced trauma masks running about.

[identity profile] godilovedthis.livejournal.com 2016-12-14 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"A walk?" Kathy didn't even bother to hide her surprise. "Yeah, sure. Okay. Gonna warn you, though, the sights aren't exactly thrilling this time of year."

Or anytime of year.

[identity profile] godilovedthis.livejournal.com 2016-12-14 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"That one got put down about two months ago," Kathy deadpanned. Was she serious? Was she joking? WHO KNEW?!

"Though, in honesty, I'd avoid the beach. There's a killer mermaid there and she's more dangerous than most." Kathy had no idea who the mermaid was or once had been. Even if she'd once known, she'd forgotten entirely. "You might think I'm joking, but, for real, she's terrifying."

[identity profile] godilovedthis.livejournal.com 2016-12-19 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Kathy nodded. "Yeah, a really big one. I mean, huge. And forget any Disney singing princess thing. She's terrifying. She pretty much owns the coastline."