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fandomtownies2017-05-16 08:31 am
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Turtle & Canary; Tuesday [05/16].
"Oh, boy, what a dump. This place looks like no one's worked here for practically a year or something!"
Needless to say, the Merchant of Miracles was not initially very impressed with his new mysteriously gained acquisition, although he'd seen the numbers and the place seemed to make pretty good bank despite his first impression. He stood at the center of the store for a moment, hands on his hips and huffed, rolling his eyes unapologeticly over to Apu. "No offence, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon."
Sure, he could have just called him Apu, but he liked Nahasapeemapetilon. Really just rolled right off the tongue.
He hobbled over to behind the counter, where a he'd gotten himself a very tall stool to sit on, and plopped himself down. "You know what to do, gimme them books! I gotta see how much moolah I'mma get out of this place. And make sure no one touches those unicorns! No touchy, capisce? And get that Help Wanted sign out of the window. Employees cost money."
Today's Squishy Flavors:
Frog's Breath
Super Nostalgia Time
Red
~NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT~
HELP WANTED
The..."unicorns" had worked together to knock over some cabbages and nibble on them over in the produce department, Apu was absolutely not removing the Help Wanted sign, and Turtle & Canary was open!
[[ and the ocd is....complete ]]
Needless to say, the Merchant of Miracles was not initially very impressed with his new mysteriously gained acquisition, although he'd seen the numbers and the place seemed to make pretty good bank despite his first impression. He stood at the center of the store for a moment, hands on his hips and huffed, rolling his eyes unapologeticly over to Apu. "No offence, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon."
Sure, he could have just called him Apu, but he liked Nahasapeemapetilon. Really just rolled right off the tongue.
He hobbled over to behind the counter, where a he'd gotten himself a very tall stool to sit on, and plopped himself down. "You know what to do, gimme them books! I gotta see how much moolah I'mma get out of this place. And make sure no one touches those unicorns! No touchy, capisce? And get that Help Wanted sign out of the window. Employees cost money."
Frog's Breath
Super Nostalgia Time
Red
~NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT~
HELP WANTED
The..."unicorns" had worked together to knock over some cabbages and nibble on them over in the produce department, Apu was absolutely not removing the Help Wanted sign, and Turtle & Canary was open!
[[ and the ocd is....complete ]]
Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 05/16.
Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 05/16.
Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- T&C, 05/16.
OOC -- T&C, 05/16.