Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [05/17].

[merchant_of_miracles]

Apparently, there had been some complaints about the "unicorns" having free range of the produce department yesterday, which the Merchant of Miracles thought was just a bunch of people complaining about nothing just to have something to complain about, but, for the sake of better business, he figured he could consider a new solution, one that wouldn't cost too much but might bring more people into the store. A small area near the register was being worked on, a small little round dais being constructed so that they could be better displayed for people to be awed and amazed by their majesty. With a very large tip jar in front for people to show their true appreciation.

The Merchant of Miracles was working on it himself, since he was pretty good with a box of tools, if he might say so himself, and it saved a lot on labor, too. He'd put up a nice little "PARDON OUR DUST" sign, too, because he was considerate like that. And he liked signs in general, except for that blasted "HELP WANTED" one in the window which seemed to resurface whenever he tried to take it down.

Today's Squishy Flavors:
Construction Cranberry
Dusty Dragonfruit
Red

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Comments

Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 05/17.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Thank you, come again!

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 05/17.

[merchant_of_miracles]

He'll be more than happy to take a break from construction to get that money out of your pockets and into his hands.

Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- T&C, 05/17.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Mr. Fancycakes and the other one have now discovered where the pillows were kept. Half of them were being slept on, the other half were being torn apart to see if there were any tasty treats inside.

OOC -- T&C, 05/17.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Today feels like the first day off I've had in a long time. I look forward to completely squandering it...