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fandomtownies2017-05-21 08:32 am
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Turtle & Canary; Sunday [05/21].
The little staging area for the "unicorns" next to the register was finally complete in all its wonderful glory, a little raised dais with a quaint picket fence built around it as if Mr. Fancycakes and his friend would ever try to escape. As long as there was food in there, they would be happy. A few signs had been posted all around, most of them saying DON'T TOUCH THE UNICORNS but someone of them extolling the WONDERFUL MR. FANCYCAKES (and friend) who was AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES AND SOCIAL EVENTS FOR A VERY REASONABLE FEE, because it was, of course, THE ONE, THE ONLY MR. FANCYCAKES and TIPS (were) APPRECIATED.
The Merchant of Miracles didn't understand why people didn't seem so into it here. Mr. Fancycakes was a gosh darn celebrity back home! Merchandising and everyone! "I'm tellin' ya, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, there's just no accounting for some people's taste."
Today's Squishy Flavors
FancyCake's Fancy Cakes
Spring Grass with a Hint of Clover
Red
~Now Under New Management~
Help Wanted
Turtle & Canary is open!
The Merchant of Miracles didn't understand why people didn't seem so into it here. Mr. Fancycakes was a gosh darn celebrity back home! Merchandising and everyone! "I'm tellin' ya, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, there's just no accounting for some people's taste."
FancyCake's Fancy Cakes
Spring Grass with a Hint of Clover
Red
~Now Under New Management~
Help Wanted
Turtle & Canary is open!