Turtle & Canary; Friday [05/26].

[merchant_of_miracles]

"Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon! How could you let this happen to my poor majestic unicorns!"

Forget the fact that the "unicorns" had turned their lovely shades of red on the way over to the store today. That wasn't going to stop the Merchant of Miracles placing the blame on the easiest target. Forget the fact that Apu and the Merchant himself were also similar hues of red. Clearly, it had nothing to do with the colorful rain outside.

The Merchant of Miracles had gone through nearly every bottle of shampoo in the store in an attempt to clean Mr. Fancycakes up (he didn't seem to be trying too hard with the other one), but none of it was working. "And see, this is why I specifically asked for special unicorn shampoo! This normal, regular, non-spectacular shampoo will never do anything!"

But that certainly wasn't going to stop them from trying.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Red
Red
Green

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Comments

Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 05/26.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Thank you, come again red.

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 05/26.

[merchant_of_miracles]

He's feeling red with anger, when he's rather be green with envy.

Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- T&C, 05/26.

[merchant_of_miracles]

The very red, very soapy, very damp unicorns they may be.

OOC -- T&C, 05/25.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Redrum? I might need some red rum to get me through work today...