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fandomtownies2017-06-09 01:32 pm
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Turtle & Canary; Friday [06/09].
"Oh, come on, Other One! I will give you three whole shiny gold coins if you just shut. up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!"
The entire supply of earmuffs at Turtle & Canary wasn't enough to cover up the sound of thegoat "unicorn" bawling in the store today...the one who had apparently found the goat bawling in the preserve and, if Mr. Fancycakes's grunts and bah's were true, the Other One was pining for.
"What'd ya have to go fall in love with some goat, anyway?" the Merchant of Miracles pleaded. "And what's screamin' about it going to help, anyway? What's that, Mr. Fancycakes? It keeps biting him whenever he tries to get near? He even tried roses and chocolate? Where is he getting those roses and chocolates, anyway? It better not be here, because I don't remember getting a payment for these pieces de amour. Biting jus' means it's trying to say hi, right? Playin' hard to get! Jus' go out there and give 'er the old try again!"
Nope, that didn't work. "Can't you do something, Nahasapeemapetilon?"
Nope, he couldn't. They were stuck with a lovesick goat...er...unicorn.
Today's Squishy Flavors:
Tin Can
Hot Garbage
Red
Turtle & Canary is open! And loud.
The entire supply of earmuffs at Turtle & Canary wasn't enough to cover up the sound of the
"What'd ya have to go fall in love with some goat, anyway?" the Merchant of Miracles pleaded. "And what's screamin' about it going to help, anyway? What's that, Mr. Fancycakes? It keeps biting him whenever he tries to get near? He even tried roses and chocolate? Where is he getting those roses and chocolates, anyway? It better not be here, because I don't remember getting a payment for these pieces de amour. Biting jus' means it's trying to say hi, right? Playin' hard to get! Jus' go out there and give 'er the old try again!"
Nope, that didn't work. "Can't you do something, Nahasapeemapetilon?"
Nope, he couldn't. They were stuck with a lovesick goat...er...unicorn.
Tin Can
Hot Garbage
Red
Turtle & Canary is open! And loud.
Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 06/09.
Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 06/09.
Don't Touch the Unicorns -- T&C, 06/09.
OOC -- T&C, 06/09.