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fandomtownies2017-06-13 01:33 pm
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Turtle & Canary; Tuesday [06/13].
Something was rotten in the state of Turtle & Canary, and it wasn't the "unicorn's" bedding. The Merchant of Miracles was pouring over the book with a look of deep concern, because something wasn't right. Something wasn't right at all.
"Nahasapeemapetilon!" he said, waving his trusty servant (oh, he wasn't a servant? are you sure?) over. "Come here, come here, I think we have a wee little problem-o over here. What's this?"
His finger went down on a line of the books. Apu, bracing himself, leaned over to take a look and reluctantly explained, and, just as he expected, the Merchant's look of consternation only worsened.
"Case discount? What is a case discount? A discount on a case? Of what? Cereal? Who's buying this much cereal? That flighty girl with the strawberry blonde hair and the endless supply of pink tank tops? And why does buying a lot of something mean you magically don't have to pay full price? You know she's just turning it around and selling it to people at a higher rate, right? By giving her your case discount, Nahasapeemapetilon, you're only implicating yourself in whatever weird illegal breakfast food swindle she's got going on. No more case discounts, capisce?"
That roll of the eyes meant yes, right? That was how the Merchant was choosing to take it, anyway.
Today's Squishy Flavors
Froot Loops
Count Chocoula
Red
~Help Wanted~
Turtle & Canary is open!
"Nahasapeemapetilon!" he said, waving his trusty servant (oh, he wasn't a servant? are you sure?) over. "Come here, come here, I think we have a wee little problem-o over here. What's this?"
His finger went down on a line of the books. Apu, bracing himself, leaned over to take a look and reluctantly explained, and, just as he expected, the Merchant's look of consternation only worsened.
"Case discount? What is a case discount? A discount on a case? Of what? Cereal? Who's buying this much cereal? That flighty girl with the strawberry blonde hair and the endless supply of pink tank tops? And why does buying a lot of something mean you magically don't have to pay full price? You know she's just turning it around and selling it to people at a higher rate, right? By giving her your case discount, Nahasapeemapetilon, you're only implicating yourself in whatever weird illegal breakfast food swindle she's got going on. No more case discounts, capisce?"
That roll of the eyes meant yes, right? That was how the Merchant was choosing to take it, anyway.
Froot Loops
Count Chocoula
Red
~Help Wanted~
Turtle & Canary is open!
Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 06/13.
Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 06/13.
Don't Touch the Unicorns -- T&C, 06/13.
OOC -- T&C, 06/13.