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The Merchant of Miracles ([personal profile] merchant_of_miracles) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2017-06-23 03:47 pm

Turtle & Canary; Friday [06/23].

The staff of Turtle & Canary were in earmuffs again.

Apparently, yesterday, there had been llamas. The Merchant of Miracles had missed them; the Other One had not. And, with his heart still aching after that goat, was quick to find a new focus for his amorous passions. Which the llamas most certainly did not return, and it had made that abundantly clear.

No one liked a double-struck lovesick "unicorn," least of all anyone with working eardrums.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Hibiscus Heartbreak
Roller Coaster (of Love)

Turtle & Canary is open!

[[and flying ocd free!]]