Turtle & Canary; Tuesday [08/22].

[merchant_of_miracles]

The Merchant of Miracles had just finished a very meticulously stacked display in the prime spot by the main register when Apu broke the bad news to him.

"Whaddya mean the eclipse happened yesterday? What the heck am I gonna do with all these glasses now?"

But that, apparently, was not Apu's problem. The Merchant grumbled and muttered after he climbed down from his ladder and thought about just kicking the pyramid of eclipse glasses and making Apu clean it up. But it was there, and he didn't want to deal with it, so he just waved his hands dismissively and hoped some people out there had really bad taste in eyewear, or maybe he could try to pawn them off as some sort of anti-post-eclipse-radioactive-magic wave glasses. He'd figure something out. He always did.

Today's Squishy Flavors:
Burnt Retinas
Total Eclipse of the Artichoke Heart
Red

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Comments

Mod your Shopping - 09/22.

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Thank you, come again!

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 08/22.

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He may be wearing a pair of the glasses himself, but, let's be honest, he can make them work.

Don't Touch the Unicorns -- T&C, 08/22.

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The Other One is also wearing a pair of the glasses, but, of course, on him, they look ridiculous.

OOC -- T&C, 08/22.

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When the world ends, there will only be cockroaches, twinkies, and eclipse glasses.