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fandomtownies2017-09-13 04:08 pm
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Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [09/13].
Another strange shipment had come into the store today, so of course the Merchant of Miracles planned to investigate it himself. Had he just been making orders after having one too many sips of Dragon's Breath? Or was he just getting sent stuff for the heck of it? Either way, he wouldn't question it if it was product that might sell, so he cracked open the crate to have a look.
Wallets. Big leather wallets, some with designs pressed into them, some plain, some died, all of them looking like they might fetch a pretty penny. "Oooooh," he gushed appreciatively, nearly falling into the large crate as he reached for one to pull out for a closer look. But as he brought it closer, he realized it didn't smell so much of leather as he expected, but the fresh, yeasty smell of freshly baked bread.
"Wait a second," he said, finding his way to his feet and flipping open the flap. Inside was a load of bread, and, gingerly, he pulled the bread out, tossing it over his shoulder, where the unicorns waited eagerly as if expecting it. And, sure enough, when the Merchant peered inside, another loaf had appeared inside.
"Ah-ha!" he said, cackling loudly. "Fairy wallet! I shoulda known by the illegible fairy writing on the side of this big ol' box. Nahaspeemapedilon, put 'em in back! If anyone actually comes in askin', okay, sure, yeah, we gots 'em. But until now, no reason to jeopardize our normal bread sales, if y'know what I mean. Ain't nobody gotta know unless they already know."
And he winked, hobbled back over to the counter, and flipped open his books, wondering where he might have put in an order with any fairies, because he certainly didn't remember it.
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Wallets. Big leather wallets, some with designs pressed into them, some plain, some died, all of them looking like they might fetch a pretty penny. "Oooooh," he gushed appreciatively, nearly falling into the large crate as he reached for one to pull out for a closer look. But as he brought it closer, he realized it didn't smell so much of leather as he expected, but the fresh, yeasty smell of freshly baked bread.
"Wait a second," he said, finding his way to his feet and flipping open the flap. Inside was a load of bread, and, gingerly, he pulled the bread out, tossing it over his shoulder, where the unicorns waited eagerly as if expecting it. And, sure enough, when the Merchant peered inside, another loaf had appeared inside.
"Ah-ha!" he said, cackling loudly. "Fairy wallet! I shoulda known by the illegible fairy writing on the side of this big ol' box. Nahaspeemapedilon, put 'em in back! If anyone actually comes in askin', okay, sure, yeah, we gots 'em. But until now, no reason to jeopardize our normal bread sales, if y'know what I mean. Ain't nobody gotta know unless they already know."
And he winked, hobbled back over to the counter, and flipped open his books, wondering where he might have put in an order with any fairies, because he certainly didn't remember it.
Peanut Butter & Jelly
Sourdough
Red
Help Wanted!
inquire within
Turtle & Canary is open!
Mod your Shopping - 09/13.
Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- 09/13.
Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- 09/13.
OOC -- 09/13.