Turtle & Canary; Friday [09/15].

[merchant_of_miracles]

So the Merchant of Miracles had spent a good fifteen minutes considering the strange box with all the little switches and toggles and buttons that certainly wasn't there yesterday, wondering what he should do about it. Now, in his experience, it could either go one way or the other with these sorts of things: either it went very, very well or it went very, very badly. Knowing his luck, he doubted it was going to lead to anything like a shower of gold coins or the opening of a secret treasure trove deep in the bowels of the shop's non-existent basement, but...wouldn't he feel silly if that was the outcome and he hadn't even tried?

So he looked up with his brows raised in question at the coterie; Mr. Fancycakes, the Other One, and Apu all seemed to shrug noncommittally at the same time. Apu reached for a broom, and the Merchant nodded in resolve.

"Well, alright, then," he said, flipping one switch and then pausing dramatically before flipping the other, "here goes nuttin'."

No sooner had he pushed down the switch did the room inexplicably start to fill with the tiniest little blue bouncing bulbous creatures, hopping chaotically in all directions all around the store.

"Antwerps!" the Merchant cried out incredulously. "That's not even from the right game!"

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Mod your Shopping - 09/15.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Thank you, come again!

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- 09/15.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Any efforts put forth by the Merchant of Miracles to try to contain the Antwerps in little cages to perhaps sell as pets have not been working out well for him.

Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- 09/15.

[merchant_of_miracles]

If you can even find them. They know better than to mess with Antwerps and are busy trying to find places around the store to hide before they end up aimlessly bouncing into those spaces, too.

OOC -- 09/15.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Aaaaand now I'll probably waste the rest of my day playing Quest for Glory instead of getting stuff done...