Caritas; Wednesday [01/29].

[somethingwithturquoise]

So, the bar had gone from a stupid amount of chocolate vodka to a state of chocolate vodka seeming to have never even existed, and Tino kept giving Summer looks like it was all her fault, which made no sense on several levels, even if she did publicly threaten to throw all the chocolate vodka into the ocean on radio.

"First of all," she explained, "how would I have even gotten that much vodka to the ocean? Second of all, I would have at least left a few bottles, because there are definitely itmes when you're gonna need some chocolate vodka. And thirdly, I was being facetious, because do you know how bad that would be for the enviornment, Tino? Like, our oceans are already totally fucked, you think I'm going to make it worse by throwing a bunch of glass and shitty vodka into the mix? Not to mention the fact that the last thing this island needs is drunk fish. Or sharks. God.

"Besides," she added brightly, her disposition swinging smoothly from complaining to beaming, "I'm onto something else now."

As was clearly indicated by the specials board:

Wednesday Jello Shot Special!
Long Island Iced Tea
Free if you're Seivarden!!

ALSO Special on REGULAR Long Island Ice Teas, too!
Guaranteed made with only the ~FANCIEST~ of non-bagged tea!

That last part was only half-true. She didn't use tea bags, like she said she wouldn't, but there was no way she was going over the top with fancy-ass tea when you were just going to drown it all with ALL THE BOOZE.

Anyway! Caritas is open!

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[1000yearstoolate]

"I mean, the kind of drink where getting drunk is more important than the taste," Seivarden clarified.

[somethingwithturquoise]

"The taste actually isn't all that bad," said Summer, genuinely, as she started to mix up the drink for Seivarden, "but I will say this much: it probably won't even take you half-way through before it goes from tasting not that bad to one of the best things ever."

[1000yearstoolate]

"I'm not convinced," Seivarden said. "But I'm going to try one. Are you impressed?"

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Oh," Summer assured her, sounding super convincing about it, too, "very. Just hold on a second while I get the confetti. Also, did you want me to go get a nice box or something? You know, so we can take that tiny little sliver of what finally broke off of that stick in your ass and commemorate it forever?"

Actually, though, really, she was a little impressed...with herself...that she might have finally broken her down on the whole jello shots thing.

It'd only been a matter of time. Mwa ha ha.

[1000yearstoolate]

"You know I'm doing this just to see how quickly it gets me drunk, right?" Seivarden said, ignoring most of that.