Dite's Decadent Delights, Monday

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier had a job! Another job. One that wasn't teaching or singing. It was all very novel and interesting if only for what the place sold.

But for now, he wasn't getting himself acclimated to the inventory, he was busy with this wonder called the internet. Mostly Spotify. This post is brought to you by Spotify.

"I should be allowed to skip more than this," Jaskier informed the website sullenly, leaving him stuck with a song he'd deemed not worth his time as he waited for the next bop to turn up on his playlist.

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Re: Talk to Jaskier

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier shamelessly preened under that compliment. "So long as it doesn't happen again..."

Now they were jinxed.

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[rebelseekspizza]

"Hey, I'm hanging around the island more now that Kathy's teaching again," Dante said, grinning. "Have sword, will beat up goat guys."

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier looked him over again. No yellow eyes or stench of onions about this one. Though he did still reek of heartache and heroism.

"Then you will be my very best friend." Dante, don't let him fool you. He'll drag you into dumb situations of his own making.

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[rebelseekspizza]

It was that special blend of my-girlfriend-used-to-be-a-zombie and my-asshole-brother-keeps-getting-himself-killed that did it.

Dante snickered. "So what kinda place you come from anyway?"

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[ohvalleyofpenis]

That was probably it, yes!

"Well, one that seems perfectly normal for home." Which didn't help at all. "Kings and Queens and the occasional monster along the road. That sort of thing."

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[rebelseekspizza]

"No kings and queens here," Dante offered. "I mean, we got a president, he's kind of a moron."

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Well, to be fair, most of the royalty is too." One had a kid with his sister! It was very Game of Thrones.

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[rebelseekspizza]

"Yeah, but people actually elected our moron," Dante pointed out. "Which is its own kinda fucked."

Re: Talk to Jaskier

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Yeeesss, I can see how that would be," Jaskier said slowly. "But politics hardly make for good conversation fodder unless someone is planning a bloody coup."