Caritas- Tuesday

[throughaphase]

"Okay, what is with deliveries lately?"

Kitty had been pretty happy to not end up with an excess of fruit that went bad before she could use it all. But instead, they'd delivered the regular shipment, along with a pallet of cocktail umbrellas.

SPECIALS
ANYTHING WITH AN UMBRELLA

Meanwhile she was trying to figure out how to like, make art out of umbrellas. Maybe a giant ball of them? Could she string them together to make a summery garland?


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[imafuturist]

"Anything with an umbrella?" That was asking for trouble, Kitty.

[throughaphase]

"If you don't think I'm serious, you vastly underestimate how many umbrellas I need to get rid of," she sighed.

[imafuturist]

"Hey, maybe we can take some for Arts and Crafts!" Actually, it was Crafts and Arts this term.

[throughaphase]

"Please be serious," Kitty said, hoping he was. "You can have soooo many umbrellas. I have a pallet."

[imafuturist]

"I am very serious," Tony assured her. They were gonna replace their popsicle sticks with drink umbrellas and it would be magical.

[throughaphase]

"Do you want a pallet?"

Please want a pallet.

[imafuturist]

"How about half a pallet and we go from there?" You know. In case this backfired on them somehow.

[throughaphase]

"Yes! Thank you! You're getting half a pallet," Kitty said gratefully. "My other option was to give them to Anakin and who knows what we'd end up with."

[imafuturist]

"...if you give the other half the Anakin, please warn me in advance to avoid his class." Because god help them.

[throughaphase]

"I'd be more worried about Wednesdays ."

Imagine it.

[imafuturist]

"That's what I meant. Should I have done quotation marks around the word class?"

[throughaphase]

"Yes. Because all I learn there is why I should stay home."

Yet she never did!

[imafuturist]

God help them.

"And the only time I've been on a winning team was hungover."

[throughaphase]

"Which is not something we should test further."

Because Kitty had wished for death.

[imafuturist]

"Hard same," Tony agreed. Because uou got past 30 and hangovers suddenly hit an unreasonable difficulty spike.

[throughaphase]

"And I mean it," Kitty said, "because I know people will doubt us."

[imafuturist]

"I'm giving Steve Asgardian Mead for his birthday so I can mock his hangover," he admitted. Because that was love right there. That was love.

[throughaphase]

"I would like to see this," Kitty said.

For reasons.

[imafuturist]

"I will make sure to drag him out for brunch on Sunday." They were cruel people.

[died8yearsago]

"Well, on the bright side," offered Rosa, ever the optimist, coming in for likely sp her usual Tiesday night as if she hadn't just disappeared for almost a month, "umbrellas aren't perishable."

[throughaphase]

"This is true. But I can only do so much with them, even when I'm trying to be cute," Kitty sighed.

[throughaphase]

"Hair of the dog is exactly the right course of action," Kitty said. "Not that mimosas probably work on him."

[imafuturist]

"It takes a lot in a row and it wears off quickly." Of course they'd figured this out. For science.

[throughaphase]

"Well, that's disappointing," she decided.

[imafuturist]

"But the stuff from Asgard is magic, so it works on him." And this was the one instance Tony was okay with magic.