fandomtownies | Caritas, Monday

Seivarden was lucky enough to have avoided layovers on her way to Caritas, but she was anyway in a bad mood when she got there, and Tino didn't make it better.

"Aatr's tits," she said to him. "I took some time off. Don't pretend this place was busy while I was gone. Was it even here?"

Tino didn't answer, but at this point someone walked up to the bar, smiling cheerfully, and ordered the special.

"What, I haven't...," Seivarden began, then saw what Tino had written on the menu.

Tonight's Special
Spiked Peach Iced Tea Cocktail

"Oh, fuck. No. No, that's not going to happen."

The customer looked confused.

"Today's special is beer," Seivarden told her firmly. "Anything made with tea, especially tea-bags, ask him." She pointed at Tino.

The menu soon read:

Tonight's Special
~~Spiked Peach Iced Tea Cocktail~~
Beer

[Open and OCD-free]