Devil's Nest | Thursday Evening

[defenderofdesmoines]

The blenders were back in order, which was wonderful news for Annie. Just like, in general, for her life.

The fact that all of the mixers were gone except for Mountain Dew was less wonderful, since she was really gonna have to get creative there. Also, kind of gross, right?

Specials
Mountain Cider High
Peachy Dew
Dew-Garita

It was going to be kind of a sticky, hyper evening, apparently.

Comments

Bar | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

Could be worse, right?

Re: Bar | 7/21

[texted3times]

"Dew-garita?" Eric asked. "Should I ask for details?"

He wasn't going to drink it, regardless.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

"We're out of like, all the mixers except Mountain Dew," Annie explained, sighing. "It's not half-bad, honestly."

Like, still about a quarter bad, but it could be worse.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[texted3times]

Eric was privately wondering if Tiny had taken all the mixers when he'd been told to ditch the meat juice, but he wasn't going to incriminate himself by saying so out loud.

"What color is it?" Eric asked dubiously.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

"A very striking chartreuse," Annie shared.

Basically the color of Nickelodeon slime, really.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[texted3times]

"Humanity was a mistake," Eric declared.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Weren't you a human once?" Annie wondered, finding a flaw in that logic. "We're a creative bunch."

Annie just didn't want to imbibe most creations, that was all!

Re: Bar | 7/21

[texted3times]

"Yes, but that was a thousand years ago," Eric said airily. "We didn't drink chartreuse things then."

Re: Bar | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

"You also didn't have indoor plumbing and lived with your livestock inside the house with you," Annie pointed out.

She was not a history buff by any means, but she knew some things.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[texted3times]

"Well, I was a prince, so it was clean livestock," Eric said with a grin.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

"Bet you still smelled," Annie replied good-naturedly. "I didn't know we had royalty amongst us."

Other than, like, the other people in town who also claimed to be kings and queens and stuff of other places.

Re: Bar | 7/21

[texted3times]

"Well, we were Vikings," Eric said with a grin. "Lots of people were royalty."

Axe Range | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

Get some aggression out.

Lounge | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

Sit here, away from the Mountain Dew and thrown axes.

OOC | 7/21

[defenderofdesmoines]

You know what, I had a funny text post but I'm so tired and it turned out huge and I don't feel like resizing it so whatever, have an OOC note about how I'm tired.