throughaphase: (can i help you?)
Kitty Pryde-Barton ([personal profile] throughaphase) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-09-20 09:58 am

Caritas- Tuesday

There was nothing weird going on today. No Malort. A weird amount of pumpkin vodka but Kitty was used to getting products like that sometimes. Tino was being perfectly normal. Quietly on his phone when there was downtime. At one point he even went to go polish the stripper pole without being asked, not dirty.

"It's just that I don't trust you," Kitty finally said.

SPECIALS
PUMPKIN VODKA DRINKS
died8yearsago: (caught in the act wince)

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2022-09-20 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Rosa just made a face at the specials board.

"I think I'd rather have the malort."
Edited 2022-09-20 15:29 (UTC)
died8yearsago: (ew gross emotions)

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2022-09-20 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"But is this," Rosa gestured toward the board for emphasis, "really the solution you want? The answer we need?"
died8yearsago: (gross)

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2022-09-20 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Rosa was just going to look very skeptical at that, and you know how much she hated that guy, Kitty! So that should tell you just how much more she hated pumpkin anywhere near things that were categorically perfect all on their own!

"Get me a whiskey," she then said, instead, shaking her head and feeling them already reaching an unbreakable impasse on this topic. "Whichever bottle has been farthest away from....that."

A nod toward the specials' board, to leave no trace of any doubt.
died8yearsago: (amused confusion)

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2022-09-20 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"You say that," Rosa pointed out, "but around here, I wouldn't trust anything."

Especially not pumpkin-related.
died8yearsago: (....really? (affectionate))

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2022-09-20 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kitty," said Rosa, giving her an arch look, "the words 'Malort that Tino made' escaped your mouth not even a minute ago. You've had plenty of drink-related weirdness, it's just your gauge on what counts is pretty much broken at this point."
died8yearsago: (yup that sounds about right)

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2022-09-20 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not convinced that Tino isn't Fandom weirdness," Rosa said. "That is the only logical explanation for that guy."