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Caritas; Wednesday [02/08].

Don't ask exactly how Summer managed to foist koala-Stark onto Tino. The important part was that she had, she was feeling very proud of herself, and she was giving both of them a very wide breadth to avoid having the koala foisted back on her until the end of the night.

She would absolutely subject koala-Stark to Tino for the duration of the evening so that she could better do her job, but she would never actually subject the poor guy to having to deal with Tino for any longer than that. She liked Stark, after all. But she also liked not having a koala clinging to her at all times, too.

She did, however, have some duct tape ready for the inevitable moment when Tino tried to foist Stark on the zombies and they found out why that wasn't going to go over very well.

Wednesday Jello Shot Specials!

First One Free with a Karaoke Song!

Red Velvet
Sex on the Beach
Cherries and Cream
Cherries and No Cream*
Cinnamon Spice

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"You would think that," said Summer, maybe with a slight huff, maybe folding her arms in front of her, too, "but, ohmygod, the wibble-eye I got after the last time, I swear he had developed an acute case of myokymia or something. Even though me orphan-dropping him at the firestation definitely helped lead to all those things you've heard about him and Travis on the radio, because if I hadn't intervened, they'd probably still be trying to out-awkward each other from opposites side of a room, or something..."

It was really upsetting that Stark hadn't developed a crush on anyone else she could foist him onto this time around in the meantime. Maybe she should really get to work on that for next time...

"Honestly, dude, I would ignore that kind of thing," Annie decided with a roll of her eyes and a wave of one hand. "I mean, I get that it might hurt his feelings, but also, like...you're allowed to need space!"

Like, even when he wasn't a koala, honestly.

"Maybe you can get him to crush on Gladio if you go with that idea, though," she added thoughtfully. Doing this in a way that would benefit everyone was ideal, of course, even if Annie was mostly on Team Summer Can Do What She Wants. "Gladio's pretty crushable."

Like, Annie had had a low-key Gladio crush for a little while, even.

"I definitely would not mind Gladio crushing me," said Summer, who seemed to have gone off somewhere for a very short while, but don't worry, she'll be back soon.

...

...okay, she was good now. Summer blinked a little, shook her head, and focused back on the topic at hand. "And I've kind of tried a nudge that way before," she noted. "I'm not sure the ~vibes~ are really there. Which is a shame. Such a waste."

Her head shook back and forth a few more times in dismay.

"I just hope," she said, "I can talk enough sense into him to keep him tucked away safely for the party on Friday. I mean, I guess if the timing worked out that he changed back then, it would at least fit the theme, but..."

She blinked.

"Ohmygod, but what if I dressed him up? Put a little bowtie on him and everything, how cute would that be?"

Like, for real -- Annie was a very happily married woman, but she also kind of...went there, just for a second.

Juuuust for a second.

"I mean, that would be cute," Annie acknowledged. "I would just worry about like -- okay, if he's climbing your bookshelves, what's he gonna do in there? Is he gonna...grab...stuff?"

Like, the clinging to Summer would, actually, be preferable over Stark pulling a shelf of dildos onto his koala self.

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