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Prompto Argentum ([personal profile] hashtag_chocobro) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2023-03-17 06:30 am

Turtle & Canary; Friday [03/17].

It probably went without saying that Turtle & Canary looked like a bunch of leprechauns binged on so many shiny cardboard shamrocks, green and white streamers, and shamrock-shaped glitter and the threw it all up all over the store. Apu had definitely dressed up for the occasion, and even the cheese panda and the canary had a hat (the turtle, already being green, needed no such assistance), which meant that Prompto stood out like a sore thumb in his much darker ensembles that leaned pretty heavily toward black with the occasional variation, but very rarely green.

Which meant getting pinched at every turn by one of them or the other, until he sulkily went to add a green bandana to the black one he usually wore around his arm, giving them a withering look and pointing out that this definitely counted as harassment, you guys, seriously.

At least it was a nice distraction from trying to figure out what in the heck this customer was talking about when she came in, asking for where they kept the frozen peas, and when Prompto explained that they were with the other frozen vegetables in, you know, the freezer aisle, she insisted there were other peas somewhere in a special pea freezer, and he had no idea what she was talking and neither did Apu or Summer (via text).

And only when he was faced with possibly texting Shunsui to ask about it did he start to uncomfortably wonder if that was some sort of euphemism.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Corned Beef & Cabbage
Shamrock
Red


Turtle & Canary is open!
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[personal profile] meepmeepmeep 2023-03-17 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you ask for a Muppet in a white sweater and a green tam o' shanter to come into your place of business? Did anyone?

And where was that piano music coming from?

"Meep meep mee mee--"

Enjoy Danny Boy, at least until Beaker bursts into tears at the finale!