Pizza Planet, Monday

[carbsliftthespirit]

"No, I know it's Thanksgiving in Canada," Raiden told his kitchen staff patiently, "but we're not in Canada. It's just Halloween season here--fine, sure, we can do a turkey pizza. But not too Thanksgiving-y, okay? I don't want to confuse the Americans." They had trouble with the concept of other countries sometimes, in his experience.

Specials
Turnip, Mushroom, & Garlic Pizza
Turkey, Bacon, & Avocado Ranch Pizza
Candy Corn, Pepperoni, & Pineapple Pizza

The turkey pizza was definitely not the one he should have been worried about.

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Comments

[grenadesandohana]

"Oh my God, that last one."

Hello, Steve.

[carbsliftthespirit]

"What? It's seasonal!"

Raiden. Raiden, buddy. There were limits.

[grenadesandohana]

"It iiiiiiis," Steve agreed slowly, "but."

[carbsliftthespirit]

"But you don't like sweet and savory and a lil bit spicy all together?" Well, Steve? Well?

[grenadesandohana]

"But maybe not with the wax?" Steve said.

[carbsliftthespirit]

"Fair," Raiden allowed. "Y'know, that's fair. But I do feel like candy corn gets a bad rap." But on pizza tho?

[grenadesandohana]

"Oh, it does," Steve agreed, "but I don't think it belongs on pizza."

[carbsliftthespirit]

"Or maybe it does belong on pizza. Maybe that's been its secret destiny all along." No. No, buddy. "I mean, I'm unsure myself," he admitted, "but it never hurts to try stuff, right?" Sometimes it could.

[grenadesandohana]

"Have you tried it yet?" Steve asked.

[carbsliftthespirit]

"Oh, yeah, I ate a whole one earlier." Sometimes he needed someone to save him from Gluttony, really. "The other two are probably, uh, better today."

[grenadesandohana]

"I think Danny would throw me out if I brought home one with pineapple and candy corn," he admitted.

[carbsliftthespirit]

Raiden nodded his understanding. "You've gotta protect your relationship." And your tastebuds.