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[imafuturist]

After classes and maybe to give Steve just a little space for a moment, Tony was busy around town putting up posters to let people know about an upcoming party.

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark invite you to a
ROLLER DISCO PARTY
FRIDAY, JUNE 28TH
SUNSET
STARK TOWER
Dress in your best (19)70s outfit!
Rollerskates will be provided

Nothing said closing out Pride Month quite like that, right?

[establishy, but open if you like!]

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[deathsmajesty]

"I have absolutely no idea what most of these words mean," Liliana said, raising an eyebrow at the poster.

[imafuturist]

"...oh, we're fixing that," Tony 'Every Suit Of Armor Has Built In Rollerskates For Perfectly Practical Reasons' Stark replied.

[deathsmajesty]

Were those reasons 'in case the Skrulls decide to throw a bangin' roller disco party broke out in the middle of their invasion'?

"Why did I get a sudden cold chill down my spine?" she asked.

[imafuturist]

Only if Dazzler was there.

"It's just a fun sport! You'll love it."

Would she? Would she?

[deathsmajesty]

Her expression suggested she would not.

"What is it about me, darling, that suggests I enjoy sports?" She had a negative to her STR modifier Tony, c'mon! Where was Gale? He'd understand.

[imafuturist]

Gale would end up taking 2d6 bludgeoning damage in the attempt, let's be real.

"Well, you could have layers. Hidden depths."

[deathsmajesty]

And then die because wizards and hitpoints, lol.

Liliana couldn't help the arch smirk she favored him with for that comment. Well, she probably could, but she didn't want to, which basically amounted to the same thing. "Nonsense. I am not a cake, darling. Everything there is to know about me is right there on the tin."

That she could even say that with a straight face proved that Deception was a CHA-based skill and she had Expertise.

"So...we'll be coming to your home...to play a sport...dressed in...?"

[imafuturist]

Squishy, squishy boys.

"And drinking," Tony offered. "Like most parties."

Just with a lot of Dazzler blaring. Did anyone else even know her? Debatable!

[deathsmajesty]

"Sports and drinking does have the potential to be fun," Liliana said, by which she meant 'watching other people sport while drunk.' "I still don't know what 'dress like the 70s' entails nor why you've decided to base a party around it. Unless it's like the puppy bowl and we're watching something on the television?"

[imafuturist]

"Aesthetic choice." Look, if anyone would get it, it'd be Liliana.

[deathsmajesty]

Aesthetics in general, yes, but this particular one?

Not at all. She was happy to leave the ponchos to Cal and the peasant blouses to actual peasants.

"I see you have decided to be absolutely no help in unraveling the mystery of this party." Probably so he could be out of range when Liliana discovered 'paisley.'

Wise.

[imafuturist]

Look, he was sticking to safety!

"Consider it a research challenge."

[deathsmajesty]

"I'm going to switch all the coffee in your house for decaf." And this was before she learned about bell bottoms!

[imafuturist]

"Now that's just cruel," Tony replied, clicking his tongue. "I'm out here, helping you expand your horizons!"

[deathsmajesty]

"I like my horizons just where they are," Liliana declared, still clueless about what all this was but suspicious based on his not-responses. "How ever did you even come up with this idea?"

Was it RDJ in tiny shorts or something? You can tell. This is a safe space.

[imafuturist]

Sometimes you just want to rollerskate to Chappell Roan and be covered in glitter for Pride, okay?

"Oh, I used to go skating a lot as a kid."

[deathsmajesty]

Really using that generic 'you' liberally, Tony. "I still don't know what rollerskating is," she pointed out, adding whatever Chappell Roan to the list of things to look up.

"...Wait, is there a holiday celebrating pride?" And Liliana hadn't been informed? That was one of her favorite vices!

[imafuturist]

It was a pretty good vice, it was true.

"Ah. Well, it's really more a celebration for people who... aren't straight?" Did that work? "For the month of June."

[deathsmajesty]

Liliana's eyebrows rose. Sounded very weird, but then, most holidays were when you got right down to it. "Huh." Something else on her to-Google list. "Is glitter and rollerskating a normal holiday observance?"

[imafuturist]

"Glitter, yes. Rollerskating is a case by case basis sort of thing." He was hedging there, to be honest.

[deathsmajesty]

She would remember that this conversation, Tony Stark.

"I'm certain it will be a memorable experience." You know, like how trauma was wont to be.

[imafuturist]

"I'm sure you'll love... parts of it." Anthony. Why were you this kind of friend?