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[theworst_verine]

Well, a man could only ride that whole found family high for so long before the the reality of staying with Wade Wilson and his seventy something, cocaine addicted roommate started to kick in. The itchy feeling of needing to move on was always there, even as he stubbornly refused to give in this time.

But Wilson was better at observing things than Logan really felt he ought to be or he was eager for a little privacy as he and his girl were circling around each other to figure out what they were now. Could have been a bit of both, honestly. And then meant a place of his own close enough to get dragged into whatever bullshit was happening around the little group he had if the need arose. (And for Laura to keep an eye on him too. Not that Logan would acknowledge that was a thing she needed to do.)

But the castle? Hadn't expected the castle.

"He better not have sent me to fucking EuroDisney."

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[theworst_verine]

A lot! He needed a lot!

"Of course that idiot sent me here," he sighed. And he hadn't even gotten told he was working at a bookshop yet!

[slothbabyproductions]

"What and who now?" Kamala asked and looking confused.

Look, you trusted Wade, Logan. There are consequences to that choice.

[theworst_verine]

He was branching out and trying new things! Like trust! It had been a terrible mistake, clearly.

"Some idiot," Logan ground out. "What other weird shit happens here?"

Logan. Language.

[slothbabyproductions]

Careful with that language, Logan! You'll give the rest of the MCU and their PG rating the vapors!

"Uhhhh. Well apparently kids you might have could show up? Or a version of you from 20 years from now can take over your body for the weekend," Kamala said, now feeling like she was heading into dangerous waters. "Also you could possibly shift genders and become a kid version of yourself."

Aww. Adorable baby Wolverine X-Baby without the Mojo origins!

[theworst_verine]

Baby Wolverine running around with bone claws would be hilarious to no one other than Logan, maybe.

"...seriously?"

[slothbabyproductions]

"I'm getting the idea these concepts aren't attractive to you," Kamala replied and tried to put a positive spin on it. "But it's only temporary and lasts maybe a week at the most. Usually just a weekend."

[theworst_verine]

"Can I just avoid all that instead?"

No, you precious idiot. They would happen due to rule of funny. That's what you get for being in a Deadpool film.

[slothbabyproductions]

Clearly some fourth wall breaking needs to happen with Logan going after Reynolds and Jackman.

"Uhhhhhh, there's no early warning system that I knowof," Kamala said with the tone of her voice getting a little bit higher with each word. "So... No. But it can be fun!"

For a teenager? Maybe?

[theworst_verine]

The noise he made wasn't quite a growl, but it was close enough that the mistake could be made.

"Of course."

He was going to be a delight on those days.

[slothbabyproductions]

"Look, it's not as bad as it sounds," Kamala said stepping up onto some of her hard light platforms. "This place has a lot to offer. Places to see. People to meet. You might like it!"

Hmmm. Then again.