Caritas; Wednesday [11/20].

[somethingwithturquoise]

When Summer came into the bar that evening, Tino asked her if she wanted to know his family's special recipe for stuffing, and she said no, but he told her anyway, and then she told him that now she was going to take that recipe and put it in jello, and so if anyone wondered why Tino was sulking at one end o the bar, it was because he had learned a very important lesson (which, let's be real, he should know by now with how long they'd been working together) in never telling Summer anything she doesn't want to know, because she will absolutely take that information and try to use it against you in any way she can.

And Summer was sulking because she really did mean it, she really didn't want to know, because you knew whatever was a traditional recipe in Tino's family had to be knowledge that no normal human should ever have to carry, which was why, on occasion, she just would occasionally find herself shouting out, "Really, Tino? Fucking raisins??" and looking at him like he was the ultimate scum of the Earth, because she was now convinced he very well may be.

Featured Cocktail
Pumpkin Cheesecake Martini

Featured Jello
Deamsicle
Apple Crisp
Cherry Fire Pepper

Caritas is open!

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Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[sith_happened]

"Giant fish," Anakin confirmed with a nod. "One of those singing fish you can buy at thrift stores was the prize for winners the first year, but it turned sentient and tried to kill us."

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[stykera]

"And you learned nothing from this."

Stark shook his head once more. Oh, Anakin.

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[sith_happened]

"I don't give out prizes any more!"

That was, perhaps, not the lesson to learn.

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[stykera]

"What if your terrible clothes start to revolt one day?"

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[sith_happened]

"There's nothing wrong with my clothes," Anakin said.

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[stykera]

"Anakin."

Stark had nothing else to say to that. He was just looking around the bar helplessly for assistance.

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[sith_happened]

"The robes haven't gone out of fashion in millennia."

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[stykera]

"That does nothing to explain the clothing choices you make for others over the summer," Stark countered.

But also...the robes did look kind of cozy. And so dramatic!

Re: The Bar - 11/20.

[sith_happened]

"They're bright and cheerful and make me smile," Anakin said.