fandomtownies | Caritas; Wednesday [04/16].

So Summer had turned back to herself from being a squirrel that morning, and thankfully, it had very conveniently happened while Stark was off doing radio, which meant that she was spared at least a little bit of awkwardness, of the kind that had nothing to do with the usual things that made this animal transformation bullshit so obnoxious. Honestly, in a way, she was kind of grateful for the timing, even if it had taken its sweet time making it happen the night of, but it gave Summer some time to think about things, actually.

Unfortunately, now that she was human again, she had to actually do something about those thoughts. It was enough to make her want to take a quick jump home and start poking through Rick's stuff to see if he had anything to make being a squirrel a little more perminant, tbh.

Anything to avoid having to confront what she'd been staring down the barrel of before she turned.

(Which was the root of the problem, though, wasn't it, Summer??)

Whatever. She was going to put it off as long as she could, all the same, and Stark doing radio while she change was perfect for that because she could just send him a quick text letting him know she was back, but, hey, it was Wednesday, she really needed to get her jello started! And that meant she could spend the rest of the day groaning and swearing and commisserating and probably drinking, let's be real, without the pressure of keeping anyone else's dumb, stupid feelings in mind.

(She did apologize to Pancakes, though, but also, like, how was Summer supposed to know that she was going to be in the path of whatever she was throwing at the time? Come on.)

Either way, she was herself, venting while making jello had....sort of helped, and she was now sulking behind the bar a little as she got ready for her shift, and trying to figure out just what she was going to do about things now that she no longer had the comfort of just being a squirrel as an excuse.

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Yeah, that would seriously be some 'welp, gotta go save Jack from a brain slug' kind of bullshit right there.

i literally would rather gouge my intestines out with a plastic spoon and a pair of rusty tweezers than to even begin to think about that some questions are best left way unanswered

And unasked

Festival logistics tho! 1000 x better topic omg

yeah were gonna record soon and hopin to be done in time to hit the circuit, Jack texted. trents got some leads already, if you wanna help with the shrewd negotiating.

u know i want to help with the shrewd negotiating

You could probably already picture her rubbing her hands together and cackling gleefully, Jack! She wasn't, not actually, because she was holding her phone and texting, but, you know, the spirit was there. The vibe.

i will text you the details, Jack said, smiling as he half-slid off the couch until the top of his head hit the floor.

Oozing, more likely.

and fandom or not you should come hang out some of these probs have the kinda stuff ur into too.

Gross.

i do have to admit that my musical repertoire has expanded greatly in the last year. i didnt even tell you, i got a metallica reference a few weeks ago! dean was trying to pretend his name was the name of one of the dudes in the band and i clocked him on it and he was very impressed.

You should be, too, Jack.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ur growing up im so proud.

Very proud!

Of himself, mainly, but still.

Just don't as her to name which guy from the band it had actually been because that, she could not tell you.

i think ur missing a few ws there

sorry this phone is crackin under the strain of my pride.

Though if he heard it was Lars, Jack was gonna judge Dean. Just a little bit.

Let the judging begin!

its fine u can just buy a bunch of new ones when u guys get all hot and famous from your big festival tour this summer

yeah all five bucks will def buy me a GREAT phone

u will definitely make more than five bucks but even if not well dont they have discount phones for seniors? itll have bigger buttons so you can use it better too!

Summer felt like he kind of walked right into that one. Plus, she had been a squirrel and was having kind of a personal crisis right now, so she should be allowed at least one old person joke.

u sure ur not talkin about the phone ur usin right now? big buttons for tiny baby fingers?

Sometimes it was better to reserve the storm of complaints about a dumb insult for when you saw someone in person.

Please no one notice Summer taking a moment to look at her hands.

But everyone was definitely allowed to notice her quickly taking a selfie with her flipping Jack off and then sending it to him.

how's that for a baby finger

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