fandomtownies | Caritas; Wednesday [05/14].

Summer was, thankfully, not being exposed to Tino's recent Tinder match-ups, which she could only assume had to do with the fact that she would be far less polite or considerate about them, which then also meant that Summer was a little disappointed, because, man, she was really looking forward to digging into some of those matches.

So, instead, she was just going to criticize her own.

"Nature enthusiast? Yeah, okay, pretty sure that means just judging people for not rinsing out their recycling well enough. And you know all these dog enthusiasts have that and only that as their personality. And, seriously, though, why are there so many profile pics of guys just holding giant fish they presumably caught? Ohmygod, your profile pic is a fish pic, too, I bet, isn't it?"

It was worse.

It was denim-related.

"Goddammit! I should have known! Well, I will give you this, Tino. At least people know exactly what they're getting into."

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Iggy could probably kill it on a closed course if he had time to familiarize himself with it.

"I tried one thing," Stark said with a tiny snort. "Not nothing."

Well, he'd tried not addressing it, he'd tried explaining himself, he'd failed at apologizing properly, he'd tried bringing back spices from one of the island trips they'd gone on oh better not to think about that...Mostly nothing.

"Gladio would help, I think."

~~Prompto might after a seduction~~

"You tried one thing," Summer allowed, but then added, "badly. But yeah, Gladio's usually pretty good with helping, and, I mean, that view does not hurt, either."

There was, however, a pause before she amended:

"Please don't listen to him if he just says Cup Noodles, obviously."

She honestly kind of hoped she didn't need to say that, but she felt, with Stark, she probably should cover all bases.

"I'm not going to bake something with Cup Noodle in it. Not for Ignis."

Maybe for Summer for her birthday if Stark was up for that sort of thing by then.

"Then he really might just kill me."

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