Pizza Planet, Monday

[carbsliftthespirit]

"No, we're not--we're not putting groundhog on a pizza. Because they'll be mad at us, that's why. We should be making groundhog-friendly pizzas. What do they eat? Grass? Okay, yeah, we're not doing that. We've got some dandelion greens, maybe I can do something with that...hey, why do we have so much Gorgonzola?"

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Potato, Caramelized Onion, & Gorgonzola Pizza
Dandelion Green Pesto, Fig, & Prosciutto Pizza with Gorgonzola
Cherry & Caramelized Onion Pizza with Brie & Gorgonzola

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[thatwaslucky]

Training had been cut short for groundhog related reasons, so Rey figured she'd stop in for lunch, say hi.

"You do love a theme," she greeted him.

[carbsliftthespirit]

"I actually had a different idea," Raiden admitted, "but the walk-in was full of blue cheese." He shrugged one massive shoulder. "What are you gonna do?"

[thatwaslucky]

"What was the other idea?" Rey wondered.

[carbsliftthespirit]

"I wanted to make the pizzas groundhog-friendly? Because of Groundhog Day. But it turns out they mostly eat grass and stuff, which I didn't think the local humans would appreciate too much. But maybe they'll like the one with dandelion pesto? What do you think?" Did you understand the ways of groundhogs, Rey?

[thatwaslucky]

"I'm not sure about pesto, but the dandelions should be fine," she said. "The ones in the warehouse like carrots a lot."

Did you know woodchucks and groundhogs were the same things? Rey knew!

[carbsliftthespirit]

"Carrots!" Raiden exclaimed. "I wish I'd thought of that, I'm sure I could've come up with a good carrot pizza. I'll try to remember that for next year, but, who knows? My memory's not that great," he admitted.

[thatwaslucky]

"I'll remind you," she said. "It might keep my woodchucks... semi-normal?"

She may have sounded extremely doubtful in that.

[carbsliftthespirit]

"I mean," Raiden said. "Fandom." Did he need to say more?