http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2006-05-25 08:10 pm
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The Fourth Sin - Thursday Night

Becky was snickering softly to herself as she did evaluations for the day's class, completely oblivious to what was happening outside and on the roof.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
"How embarrassing was it for them?" GOB asked, smirking.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
"That's my girl," GOB said. Then he caught what he said. And he may have dropped into a defensive pose, cowering slightly and ready to drop for cover behind the desk. "I think I've made a terrible mistake," he muttered quietly.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Because the last time I saw you, you tried to slap me," GOB said, still ready to hide.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
GOB was now officially hiding behind the desk. "That's why I brought flowers!"

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Making sure you don't try to hurt me?" GOB said. He started to stand up.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Because of Friday. And you getting transported out of Caritas when you slapped me," GOB said.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Where'd you end up?" GOB asked.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry. I have no clue how that spell thing even works," GOB said. "But if you ever want to meet me during a break when I'm working, I've GOBified the apartment above the bar."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess 'break' is kind of weird," GOB said, thinking about it.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"What's wrong with 'GOBified'?" GOB asked. "It's a GOBtacular word."

Shortly before coming to Fandom, GOB wrote a couple books. The first was Magic for Morons: The Secrets of Illusion Revealed for Schmucks Like You, which sold one copy. His follow up book, The Book of GOB: Definitions for Your Life, featured "GOBified" definitions of common words with his name added to the beginning. He felt it was GOBtreme.

It was actually a GOBful failure.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Only because Mirriam Webster is a GOB-ass," GOB said.